A Conversation for The Café
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H2G2's Meanest Cleaning Bot Started conversation Nov 13, 2008
*a cleaning bot plummets through the roof of the tunnel and lands with a in the tunnel*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 13, 2008
*Rushes into the Cafe*
What was that crashing sound?
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 14, 2008
[Mog] I don't know, but it sounds somewhat ... hooverish ... 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 14, 2008
*Peers into the hole*
It's awfully dark down there, I don't know that I want to go down there!
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Nov 14, 2008
<-- barks at the sound in the tunnel, then returns to sniffing for mbougatses
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Hypatia Posted Nov 14, 2008
Do you know how bad dust is for books? Hummmmmm. Wonder where it leads?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 14, 2008
I'll be right back.
*
out of the room*
* back in several minutes later with his adventuring pack*
I'm so glad I decided to keep this packed! *Opens a glow stick, brekas it and drops it into the hole*
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 14, 2008
[Mog brings up his equipment screen, which shows that he is supposedly carrying a pike, shield, and chainmail made out of Mythril, Sprint Shoes, and magicite for summoning Carbunkl.]
[Mog] Hmm ... that isn't going to be much use, I think, since all it does is cast spells that defend against magic ... Oh well, best be going anyway!
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 14, 2008
*mutters at encoding settings fouling up the character encoding for the "é"*
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 24, 2008
*Comes out of the hole*
I didn't make that sound, I'll have you know. I just thought we were running that way...
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 25, 2008
[Mog] Which way *are* we running?
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 25, 2008
*in a very odd way sees himself walking out of and into a big dark hole*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 25, 2008
What were you doing in the hole Santra?
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 26, 2008
Hmm - thought I was going into a tunnel but either there are more than one of them or I'm confused...
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Dizzy the Void Posted Nov 26, 2008
[Mog] Probably some sort of continuity-confusion ...
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Garius Lupus Posted Dec 18, 2008
*GL comes walking down the tunnel from the general direction of CLI. He is wearing a headlamp and is peering at a device in his hand.*
Okay, they should be right about .... here
*GL looks up and sees everyone*
Oh! Hi! Haven't been down here in ages - I thought this tunnel dead-ended not far from here. How did you guys get in here? You just suddenly showed up on our sensors, with some mechanical device, which should be ....
*Glances at the device in his hand. Frowns. Shakes the device. Frowns again.*
Darn! Batteries ran out. Might make finding our way back a challenge. And now I have no idea where that mechanical device is either. Oh well, it can't be far. We can go find it if you want, then make our way out of here.
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Santragenius V Posted Dec 18, 2008
The mechanical device is not ... the cleaning bot, is it? I'd not be too keen on going to pick that one up. Or is there a CLI trick to that?
*knees doing a little rattling on their own*
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Irving Washington Posted Dec 18, 2008
*looks around*
Sorry, guys. I got a little jumbled up earlier. Not sure where I wandered off to. GL! Which way to safety? We've got a mad cleaning bot on our hands!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Dec 18, 2008
Not the Cleaning Bot! That thing scares the bejeezus out of me!
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Dec 19, 2008
I'm definitely for getting out of here - these twisty little passages all alike give me the creeps. By the way, you wouldn't have the makings of a black whole, would you? We've already got some acorns, dried leaves, and pocket lint, and I thought if we put them in a particle accelerator we could create something so infinitely filthy the cleaning bot would be sucked into its pull, never to escape. Or something.
I'd also settle for a mbougatse. These tunnels are filled with the scent of mbougatses. 
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- 1: H2G2's Meanest Cleaning Bot (Nov 13, 2008)
- 2: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 13, 2008)
- 3: Dizzy the Void (Nov 14, 2008)
- 4: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 14, 2008)
- 5: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Nov 14, 2008)
- 6: Hypatia (Nov 14, 2008)
- 7: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 14, 2008)
- 8: Dizzy the Void (Nov 14, 2008)
- 9: Dizzy the Void (Nov 14, 2008)
- 10: Santragenius V (Nov 24, 2008)
- 11: Dizzy the Void (Nov 25, 2008)
- 12: Santragenius V (Nov 25, 2008)
- 13: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 25, 2008)
- 14: Santragenius V (Nov 26, 2008)
- 15: Dizzy the Void (Nov 26, 2008)
- 16: Garius Lupus (Dec 18, 2008)
- 17: Santragenius V (Dec 18, 2008)
- 18: Irving Washington (Dec 18, 2008)
- 19: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Dec 18, 2008)
- 20: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Dec 19, 2008)
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