h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Ah, here we are.

Whoops! I was supposed to be given a handicap. If this was a race, I disqualify myself

I always wondered how the IIEM worked... whether is produced things out of 'thin air' or random molecules.... or whether it diverted things from elsewhere, in which case there are probably some very annoyed being somewhere who keep having their coffee suddenly disappear

I disqualify myself from physics
I'm going to put it on autopilot now and try to sleep some. I'll see you tomorrow!

G'night Lil.

And I am off to the club. It's been a fun few hours. Later....

And I am in for an instant or so - just back frommy high school's Graduation. Unfortunately not mine... two more years, just two more years. Met a cute guy, too. A latte? thankee

*gets mug down, gets a cuppa tea*

Thanks Lil for doing the mugs, they are great

*relaxes and enjoys*

Hi Courtesy and Ioreth!

Greetings Redbeard, and of course, greetings to the lovely loreth.

I tell you Redbeard, I didn't know that you were such a wizard chess player, or am I that out of practice *grimace*

At least it's in algebraic so that my spanking won't be sooooo obvious to someone just stopping in

No wizard here, Courtesy. I just surprise people sometimes with my weird Queen attack.

I might have to arm some of my rooks with uzi's I can guarantee you that I will be using that attack though, it's a good one.

Uzi's?? That's OK... My pieces are wearing kevlar.
I sometimes get in trouble bringing the lady out that early, but I like the way she gets around.

IIEM, another coffee, please.

Goodnight Ook and Pierrot!
Ook: Ook!
Pierrot: Awwwk! Redbird!
No, that's 'Redbeard', Pierrot
*Ook climbs up into the rafters and Pierrot flys up and perches next to him*
*Redbeard washes mug, puts on shelf, and leaves*

Isn't this typical? I seem to be waking up just as everyone else goes to bed and I missed the race. I'm sure I could win if I was on my computer at work, It's sooo fast.

*Asks IIEM for a ristretto, gets a risotto*

Bugger!

Good Morning!

Coffee please, IIEM!

*sits down with coffee, cigarette and, sigh, work*

Morning Snat.

You've just reminded me..work..

Thanks!

Need coffee. Need strength to continue with day. need coffee....

Coffee, please, IIEM...

Just popping in to get a large glass of iced water. Big night ahead at the French Tennis Open. Love 30...

IIEM, two Ook specials please, a glass of iced tea and a basket

[IIEM delivers fruit, tea and large wicker basket]

*takes collection of fruit and puts it in the basket, then clambers up to join Ook and share the fruit*