h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry I won't be meating you as I live in Scotland

I think the rain has stoped

I think you're right

Goes outside finds kite it is looking a bit sorry for it's self will need to do a repair job on it.
no probs

*Walks outside and finds charred remains of kite.*

Oh, well. At least the materials were inexpensive.

*Stirs the ashes a bit and finds a key*

Hey! Where did this come from?

*wanders outside (having already eaten the PNB moustache)*
*passes a fresh green bin liner to Garius*
You just need some string now.
*checks over Microlite, all seems to be in order*

*now all dry and happy AA returns to the outdoors taking joy in the sunshine*
this is great!, i always love the outdoors after a nice rain. everything looks and feels so fresh and new
just maybe i might be able to fly my kite now without having any misshaps .
AA

Just remember to look out for tree roots aswell AA, you don't want to fall over again, like the last time

Did anyone notice Irv come in?

Hey. What starts with a 'p' and rhymes with nylon?

*stands outside tent - looking in*
Any food left?
My stomachs rumbling

Pylon starts with P and rhymes with nylon, Ioreth. And yes, I noticed Irv come in, but that's not much of a suprise

Oh you stink.

Well, I guess if you feel that way then I should go take a shower. I'll talk to you all later.

*Emerges from tent and stretches*
Hi there Irv Long time no see! Is this a fleeting visit, or are you back now?
It is such a beautiful day... what shall be do now?
shazzPRME

oops! I think that I meant:'What shall WE do now'... but maybe I was thinking 'What shall be done now'. It is that sort of day isn't it. It's a shame that the grass is wet though... you know what they say about sitting on wet grass! Perhaps a pylon-climbing competition would be an idea.
shazzPRME

well hello there myself, it is ever so nice to meet you perhaps you could help me a bit...it seems i am all thumbs when it comes to flying this kite
AA

Oh dear...

I've never been much of a kite-flyer, I'm afraid!

Sorry

*Takes green garbage bag from B-17, picks up some slightly charred twigs and constructs a new kite. Runs into the cafe and borrows some string. Runs back. Slips on wet grass and skids along on bottom.*

Hey! This is fun.

*Puts down kite and string, takes a long run and dives onto wet grass. Slides a good 20 feet.*

YeeeeeHawwwww!!!!!

I'm afraid I'm not *back* yet. I get on maybe once a day, maybe not. That's no way to run a café!

That looks fun but what about your dirty bottom ??? I think I will try sitting on your garbage bag then sliding down the small slope. I do not want my bottom to get so wet or dirty. Sits on bag weeee great fun !!!!!!!!!! Why do you not try it guys it is greeeaaatt fffuuunn. That what happens when you go over the bumps.