h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hot hot coffee! Iced coffees, too! Italian Sodas! Teas! The occasional doughnut! What'll YOU have?

~Irving

I'll have onbe "first to the new forum after Irving" special.

What's that? Ain't no such thing? Well make one up already.

Irving takes out metal tumbler, in which he mixes a hot white chocolate. He takes out a clear glass mug, and with a dispenser shaped something like a ketchup bottle, but filled instead with hershey's chocolate syrup, he makes a design on the inside walls of the mug. Irving then pours the hot white chocolate on top, and asks:

"Whipped cream?"

~Irving

well, this is a lot more comfortable, that last one was getting pretty crowded

another vanilla hazelnut italian cream soda please, extra whipped cream

There you go. I often wonder how H2G2 deals with the amount of space it takes up... so many abandoned forums that got to large to load...

~Irving

i was wondering that myself, i think we should ask someone. who can we ask?

Yes please.

I spent one insomnia-tortured night reading through all eight humungous incarnations of the (now sadly dead) sex forum. Took me about three hours... Wow. Backlog burn.

Peta may know...

~Irving

The Phillies won, thanks to a GREAT play by Scott Rolen in the bottom of the ninth. Now they're 2-4 which isn't nearly as bad, and on their way home for tomorrow's opener.

In case you were wondering.

You're wellcome, Ioreth. By the way, do you have a link to those now dead sex forums?

~Irving

I wonder if I'll ever be the first customer at a new counter? Maybe it's just a time zone thing. Ioreth did you listen on the radio or actually have TV on? Having baseball on telly is almost as explicable as watching cricket on the box.

Irv, may I have milky regular coffee with sugar, please? Has everybody had a nice Sunday?

I, personally, have had a boring Sunday.

Here you go, Lil, I think I may end up placing this on the menu as an "Asteroid Lil"...

~Irving

In fact, as I had to update the café anyway to include a link to this forum, I did, in fact, add you to the menu:

The Asteroid Lil: Milky Regular Coffee with Sugar, Served with an Apple Spice Doughnut -- the favorite breakfast of the Aroma Café's Resident Artist.

~Irving, who just realized he forgot to update the front page to reflect the new Forrest forum... oops!

Hurray! Now I can just tell the IIEM that I want an AL.

Irv, your Sunday probably seemed boring because you've been working so hard in past weekends on the play.

Yes, that and the fact that I've been sitting in my room most of the time

~Irving

hey irving, what exactly is the road song archive? im too lazy to go over there and find out (bob must have slack!)

Without preaching, I will simply state that baseball is the greatest game in the world. And I was watching on TV. Actually, being the purist that I am, I would listen on the radio - television viewing often misrepresents important plays - but the Phils radio commentators (Andy Musser) is absolutely horrible. So when the games are on broadcast TV I watch.

Oh, the sex forum. The last incarnation was at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=16034&thread=43314

And the first... searching...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=8460&forum=16034#p40471

Oh what a night that was.

ioreth, you are definitely (within a rigidly defined area of doubt and uncertainty) wrong. The best game in the world is Rugby Union followed by Cricket.

Sorry, no. You're wrong.

Oh let me clarify - I meant to watch. Baseball and hockey are tied for best game in the world to play.

How can Baseball be the best to watch, when Hockey moves so much faster? I just don't understand. Anyhow, the Ultimate Road Song Arichive is my attempt to collect an ultimate archive of Road Trip songs. Please drop by and give me any suggestions you might have, as this is supposed to be a big collaborative thing.

~Irving