h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can drool if you want Shazz, just that I think I can drool more since I am single atm

A very valid point Garibaldi
shazzPRME

oh good, at least i'm not the only one who got that reference...
it really sucks to be the only one that gets your own refferences, ya know?...

*wonders where she can find doctor carter*

LOL
*takes out eyebrow pencil and scrawls in very discreet small writing*
~There's a cafe in old Milton Keynes,
Where the waiter wears very tight jeans,
With an awfully large bulge
Which, when asked, he'll divulge
Is, in fact, several tins of baked beans.~
shazzPRME

Hmm having been to the gents- it's cleaner in here- in some ways than others!

Who cares if the hunky men are on some tv show or are rugby players or firemen as long as they are here

I'll second that!! hehe

Who cares what they do, period, so long as they're hunky

I agree with you Loreth

Just so long as they don't try that molasses stunt in here eh people?

shazzPRME

Surely Ladies don't drool or burp or fart...maybe we should re-name this forum -the women?

Look at what's under this sofa. Revolting.

You may think that! I couldn't possibly comment!
shazzPRME

*snif sniff sniff sniff*
*moves along in shadow of pipe, watching for traps and mad cleaning bots*
They won't ignore me for long
Time to look up some friends
*shimmies down pipe and darts through wall*

Hmmm! I wonder just exactly WHAT Styx found down there!?
shazzPRME

I don't want to know. You know what it is like when things get under the couch, it's a few years before it sees the light of day again

Well, I suppose that we should be grateful that Styx didn't eat whatever it is!
shazzPRME

~DA sneaks in, takes his grafittibus and put up the wall the following line:~
DON ALFREDO FOR PRESIDENT
~Puts away his graffity and leaves quietly.~
~grin, grin.~

Oh dear! Presedential graffiti in the ladies... and from an Italian too! I smell a rat! Where's Styx when he's needed?
*attempts to cover Don Alfredo's message by scrawling:*

~Hooray for the Venerable Bede
Who frequently scattered his seed.
Twixt altar and pew,
He would seek postures new,
And whenever it rained, cry:"God's peed"!~

shazzPRME

heh heh

*Pleased with the apparent endorsement from Styx shazz decides to continue scribbling*
~Did you hear about old Van der Valk?
He powders his bottom with talc.
When they asked him "What for?"
He said "My bum's red raw...
You can see by the way that I walk!"~
hehehe!
shazzPRME