A Conversation for The Café

The Ladies

Post 161

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Rum has this effect on men from the sea
that landlubbers seldom do see:
They get mooshy and soft
when a gal from the loft
is climbing down upon he

smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 162

shazzPRME

So, the men who are all at sea
Are gentle in re-al-it-y?
That's quite a surprise
To me, I surmise
That they just like looking at me!

Hehehe!

shazz woz ere smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 163

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*oooh, very clever!*

This is a riddle to me,
the answer i simply can't see.
How can it surprise you
that men like to see you
- when they have been month on the sea?

smiley - winkeye

*sorry 'bout hat, hehehe*


The Ladies

Post 164

Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170)

'Scuse me, folks, just need to get to that cubicle.

*talks over sounds of rhyming outside cubicle*

Hey, did you know Quorthorn is reciting the exciting tale of Blood and Ice?

*flushes, exits cubicle*

Got to dash, I think the next instalment is coming soon.

*washes hands, exits Ladies*


The Ladies

Post 165

shazzPRME

Hi Tashalls!
That sounds interesting! Got the URL for it??
*just can't resist more graffiti!*

~With only a month at sea
Pierce just cannot resist me!
What would he be frigging
After years in the rigging?
The answer is too rude for thee!~

shazz woz ere! smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 166

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

After years in the rigging
I believe I'd be freaking
should I ever meet women again...

I think I'd be running
or hiding - quite cunning -

I believe this sounds rather insane?


The Ladies

Post 167

shazzPRME

Hehehehe!
Insane is a good way to be...
You have no responsibility!
So relax and enjoy
The feeling, and so
Join in the madness with me!

shazz woz ere smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 168

Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170)

*shazzPRIME suddenly notices the lipstick marks on the mirror that read http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=71357&skip=0&show=20, the URL for Quorthorn's exciting saga of Blood on Ice* :-)


The Ladies

Post 169

Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170)

*there is a PS underneath: "Make sure you bring a mug for some of Titania's Glogg or heated port by the fire, a blanket to sit on and maybe a pretzel or two to munch on in between segments"*


The Ladies

Post 170

shazzPRME

Pretzel Logic?!!!
Yeah! smiley - smiley

shazzPRME ;=-)


The Ladies

Post 171

Anonymouse

*Wanders in, notices no one is here. Scurries about and finds broken half of blue crayon*

*skribbles on bottom of door*

There once was a young man from Kent
Who's d*** was unbearably bent,
So to keep out of trouble
He put it in double
And instead of c*mming he went.

*scurries off to see if the show is still in progress or to watch the re-runs*

'Nonniesmiley - rose


The Ladies

Post 172

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

those days were fine
with laughter and rhyme
and now they have come back to me

the mods have all gone
let's write a new song
i hope that shazz this will see!

smiley - pirate


The Ladies

Post 173

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Inuendo Lives
Talk of things risque is back
Mods will not remove


The Ladies

Post 174

Post Team

This nostalgia thing is just great
Now they've handed it back on a plate
When my brain is awake
A crayon I'll take
And join you all here for a date! smiley - ok

... not to mention to do
What you do in a loo
As two years is
A long time to wait. smiley - erm

shazz smiley - thepost


The Ladies

Post 175

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - laugh

oh, shazz, you are so full of it smiley - biggrin





talent, of course, is what i meant smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


The Ladies

Post 176

Post Team

After my brief internal
Which was something quite infernal
I can say with a grin
That what's out isn't in
And my stomach's as clear as a pearl now! smiley - tongueout

shazz smiley - thepost


The Ladies

Post 177

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*sneaks in, looking around carefully. Seeing no one immediately nearby, she pulls out a rather battered looking silver paint pen and scrawls on the back of a cubicle door...*

"Here I sit in rising vapour.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
Woe is me, so broken hearted.
I tried to sh*t, but only farted"

*smiley - runs out again*


The Ladies

Post 178

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

it is an ill wind
i'll give you a hint:
it smells not like roses
nor smiley - cake i suppose(s)

smiley - pirate


The Ladies

Post 179

Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534

*enter and writes on wall* Mr G. is back!


The Ladies

Post 180

FairlyStrange

NM scribbles a "welcome back to the real world!!!" to the great Garibaldi!!!smiley - smiley

(I wondered who'd stumbled in here after so long!smiley - winkeye)

NM


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