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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 23, 2000
Rum has this effect on men from the sea
that landlubbers seldom do see:
They get mooshy and soft
when a gal from the loft
is climbing down upon he
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shazzPRME Posted Aug 24, 2000
So, the men who are all at sea
Are gentle in re-al-it-y?
That's quite a surprise
To me, I surmise
That they just like looking at me!
Hehehe!
shazz woz ere
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 24, 2000
*oooh, very clever!*
This is a riddle to me,
the answer i simply can't see.
How can it surprise you
that men like to see you
- when they have been month on the sea?
*sorry 'bout hat, hehehe*
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Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) Posted Aug 30, 2000
'Scuse me, folks, just need to get to that cubicle.
*talks over sounds of rhyming outside cubicle*
Hey, did you know Quorthorn is reciting the exciting tale of Blood and Ice?
*flushes, exits cubicle*
Got to dash, I think the next instalment is coming soon.
*washes hands, exits Ladies*
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shazzPRME Posted Aug 30, 2000
Hi Tashalls!
That sounds interesting! Got the URL for it??
*just can't resist more graffiti!*
~With only a month at sea
Pierce just cannot resist me!
What would he be frigging
After years in the rigging?
The answer is too rude for thee!~
shazz woz ere!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2000
After years in the rigging
I believe I'd be freaking
should I ever meet women again...
I think I'd be running
or hiding - quite cunning -
I believe this sounds rather insane?
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shazzPRME Posted Aug 30, 2000
Hehehehe!
Insane is a good way to be...
You have no responsibility!
So relax and enjoy
The feeling, and so
Join in the madness with me!
shazz woz ere
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Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) Posted Aug 30, 2000
*shazzPRIME suddenly notices the lipstick marks on the mirror that read http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=71357&skip=0&show=20, the URL for Quorthorn's exciting saga of Blood on Ice* :-)
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Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) Posted Aug 30, 2000
*there is a PS underneath: "Make sure you bring a mug for some of Titania's Glogg or heated port by the fire, a blanket to sit on and maybe a pretzel or two to munch on in between segments"*
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 2000
*Wanders in, notices no one is here. Scurries about and finds broken half of blue crayon*
*skribbles on bottom of door*
There once was a young man from Kent
Who's d*** was unbearably bent,
So to keep out of trouble
He put it in double
And instead of c*mming he went.
*scurries off to see if the show is still in progress or to watch the re-runs*
'Nonnie
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 15, 2002
those days were fine
with laughter and rhyme
and now they have come back to me
the mods have all gone
let's write a new song
i hope that shazz this will see!
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 15, 2002
Inuendo Lives
Talk of things risque is back
Mods will not remove
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Post Team Posted Nov 16, 2002
This nostalgia thing is just great
Now they've handed it back on a plate
When my brain is awake
A crayon I'll take
And join you all here for a date!
... not to mention to do
What you do in a loo
As two years is
A long time to wait.
shazz
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Post Team Posted Nov 19, 2002
After my brief internal
Which was something quite infernal
I can say with a grin
That what's out isn't in
And my stomach's as clear as a pearl now!
shazz
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Nov 24, 2002
*sneaks in, looking around carefully. Seeing no one immediately nearby, she pulls out a rather battered looking silver paint pen and scrawls on the back of a cubicle door...*
"Here I sit in rising vapour.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
Woe is me, so broken hearted.
I tried to sh*t, but only farted"
*s out again*
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Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Feb 20, 2003
*enter and writes on wall* Mr G. is back!
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FairlyStrange Posted Feb 20, 2003
NM scribbles a "welcome back to the real world!!!" to the great Garibaldi!!!
(I wondered who'd stumbled in here after so long!)
NM
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- 161: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 23, 2000)
- 162: shazzPRME (Aug 24, 2000)
- 163: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 24, 2000)
- 164: Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) (Aug 30, 2000)
- 165: shazzPRME (Aug 30, 2000)
- 166: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2000)
- 167: shazzPRME (Aug 30, 2000)
- 168: Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) (Aug 30, 2000)
- 169: Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) (Aug 30, 2000)
- 170: shazzPRME (Aug 30, 2000)
- 171: Anonymouse (Nov 20, 2000)
- 172: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 15, 2002)
- 173: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 15, 2002)
- 174: Post Team (Nov 16, 2002)
- 175: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 16, 2002)
- 176: Post Team (Nov 19, 2002)
- 177: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Nov 24, 2002)
- 178: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 27, 2002)
- 179: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Feb 20, 2003)
- 180: FairlyStrange (Feb 20, 2003)
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