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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 10, 1999
Yes, it's all that publicity from Peta's Picks 
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 10, 1999
What? More customers? We're in danger of there being as many customers as staff...
Tibetan Toast, anyone?
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 10, 1999
or it could be the friendly athmosphere you create and that excellent coffee? *secretly clinks glasses with her boss - under the counter, the missing liquor licence, you know*
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Gwennie Posted Dec 11, 1999
Hi! Its me - Gwennie....please may I have a coffee and anti-depressants? (The 'phone bill has just arrived today - ouch!) Is there any soya milk? Where are the jam tarts? What sort of payment do you accept or do you give credit? I'm skint!
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The Cheese Posted Dec 11, 1999
Hi, give me a steamy hot chocolate with some Tibetan Toast. Do us regulars get tabs or do we have to pay like everyone else?
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 11, 1999
Tibetan Toast is now being served... Please form an orderly queue...
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 11, 1999
*starts forming the queue* weeeell, I know, customers get served first... just wanted to avoid the rush... 
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 11, 1999
I worked out the payment scale somewhere else, but I forget how it went. Now I'll have to find it again, and let you all know
~Irving
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 12, 1999
Right, here's your toast then, kats-eyes, as nobody else has turned up... They're probably all at the London get-together...
baah humbug
lee lee Posted Dec 12, 1999
ahem
so can I get some of that Holiday Cheer or do I stand here and pretend that the help is not ignoring me?
baah humbug
Gwennie Posted Dec 12, 1999
Where are the Christmas decorations? Are you going to put any up?
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 12, 1999
Here's your toast, The Cheese...
Mind you don't drop any crumbs now...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 12, 1999
*Busy putting up Holiday Decorations*
Well, let's see... Our halls are all decked out with boughs of holly... almost all of our custormers are being jolly... I've got my gay apparell all doned and everything... and I've hired someone to come in and do some Trolling of that ancient Yuletide Carol.
Have I forgotten anything?
And lee lee, I don't recall your order... how have we been ignoring you, I just checked the whole thread and that was, I believe, your first post! But here, have a cup of hot chocolate on me c(_)
~Irving
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Gwennie Posted Dec 12, 1999
Hooray! Service with a smile and seasonal cheer too! Jolly nice and all that... Can I have a hot chocolate made with soyamilk, please Monsieur Washington?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 12, 1999
One hot chocolate with soy c(_) steaming hot!
Mad Hatter, kats-eyes, is there any chance in getting some Vegan bakery for Gwennie?
~Irving
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Jimi X Posted Dec 13, 1999
Hey IW!
Uncle Sam and Monsy have convinced me to decorate for the holidays. Maybe the cafe could use some coloured lights or something??
- X
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 13, 1999
sure, Jimi, I *do* have some recipes for cakes and cookies using soymilk, oil and no eggs... what hurts me though is that I have to leave out the chocolate *sigh*
*prepares vegan spice cookies which go well with cocoa*
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dreymers Posted Dec 13, 1999
A tall esspresso, one packet of Equal, and a double-shot of Kaluha, please.
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- 201: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 10, 1999)
- 202: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 10, 1999)
- 203: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 204: Gwennie (Dec 11, 1999)
- 205: The Cheese (Dec 11, 1999)
- 206: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 11, 1999)
- 207: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 11, 1999)
- 208: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 11, 1999)
- 209: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 12, 1999)
- 210: The Cheese (Dec 12, 1999)
- 211: lee lee (Dec 12, 1999)
- 212: Gwennie (Dec 12, 1999)
- 213: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 12, 1999)
- 214: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 12, 1999)
- 215: Gwennie (Dec 12, 1999)
- 216: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 12, 1999)
- 217: Jimi X (Dec 13, 1999)
- 218: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 219: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 220: dreymers (Dec 13, 1999)
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