h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I sure would. Please let me wash up? Please? Please?
*Before anyone can say anything, grabs everything and washes it all up.*
Oh. Nothing left to wash up

*grabs everything and shoves it into the toaster - including the sink*

blue..... erm.... did you mean Helena too with "everyTHING"? *coughs*

Surely that can't be good for the toaster...

Or Helena too, for that matter.

now, the Roasted Amoeba's used to it even went to the sewers once...
Can I get you a cup of coffee before I'm off?
(Yeah, gotta run, see ya later?)

Oh don't worry about me... I've got all sorts of clever little gadgets to protect me from harmful things, like water, and carrots, and whipped cream...

Whipped cream, eh? Is that /real/ whipped cream or the stuff in the can?

I thought the stuff in the can *was* the real stuff.

It's real, Devonshire, whipped cream.

Now you've got me craving hot chocolate with whipped cream on top...

*ponders wandering downstairs to see what she can dig up in the kitchen*

Well, I just happen to have some Devonshire cream with me, if you can find some chocolate...

-RA

What about me, all i get is lashed with tomato sauce... and I went to wash off in the pool thank you very much.. course, being naked, nobody even bloody well noticed!! I changed my uniform too, do you want to wash up the old one for me?? I borrow this PVC one from Air Pervert... Nice innit??

Well, *I* noticed your little swim....

-RA

*patpats Helena and holds out a mug*

Want some hot chocolate?

Its fun, I don't like swimming with clothes in IRL. Finland was the best, really warm water in the lake, mixed sauna, sweat for a bit then run through the forest to jump in the lake, swim, then back in the sauna again... Sigh, them were the days... please bear in mind, that Rubenesque is probably a nice word to describe me, most people would use fat though....

I'm not sure what devonshire cream is like, but in my experience, but I make whipped cream like this

*takes out nifty little whipped cream dispenser thingy, pours in 32oz of heavy cream, fills the rest with Nitrus Oxide, shakes it up, the sprays a good topping on his personal mug of hot chocolate*

~Irving

Can I have some in my and then wash it all up?

Can you pour some into the toaster please? It sounds delicious...

*liberally coats RA with whipped cream*
*fill's Bluebottle's cup above the brim with whipped cream*

Anybody else?

~Irving