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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2009
Alas poor Yorick, I threw him in a well.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 28, 2009
star wars -: luke! luke! tsk! I said I wanted a hot bath
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2009
Tennyson-
Into the valley of blisters rode the six hundred.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 28, 2009
Alas poor Yorick ! don't come to me to borrow money then
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Dec 28, 2009
Once more unto the breeches, dear friends, once more
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2009
Frankly, my dear, I don't give autographs.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 28, 2009
t's not enough to squeak, but to squeak true.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 28, 2009
Good knight, good knight! carting is such sweet sorrow.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 28, 2009
in a John Wayne war film (and voice)
so you want to be a margarine huh!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 28, 2009
“Get off your clothes horse and drink your beer.”
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2009
With rings ion her fingers and rings on her toes, she will attract lightning bolts wherever she goes.
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Jabberwock Posted Dec 29, 2009
YOU CLEVER OLD LOT YOU...Your posts really are clever and funny..like the gateposts at Marlborough House which first inspired The Special Theory of Relativity , (the Christmas one, whereby all known and unknown 'friends' and 'relatives' will descend upon the house every day around Christnas time, bringing half the children in the country with them, and not going, definitely not going....
One potato two potatoes three potatoes four
Five potatoes, square root of minus one potato, an infiite number of potatoes, more.
Jabs
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 29, 2009
hickory dickory dock! the mouse ran up the clock
the clock struck one and (I can't write what happened to the other,it was yiked last time I did it
)
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Dec 29, 2009
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constipation for the United States of America.
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Dec 29, 2009
water water everywhere and not a beer to drink
water water everywhere and all the 
s did shrink
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 30, 2009
I think, and yet I am.
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Dec 30, 2009
I've been workin on the molehill all the livelong days
Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why bother.
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- 101: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 28, 2009)
- 102: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 28, 2009)
- 103: Reality Manipulator (Dec 28, 2009)
- 104: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 28, 2009)
- 105: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 28, 2009)
- 106: BeowulfShaffer (Dec 28, 2009)
- 107: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 28, 2009)
- 108: Reality Manipulator (Dec 28, 2009)
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- 110: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 28, 2009)
- 111: Reality Manipulator (Dec 28, 2009)
- 112: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 29, 2009)
- 113: Jabberwock (Dec 29, 2009)
- 114: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 29, 2009)
- 115: Reality Manipulator (Dec 29, 2009)
- 116: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Dec 29, 2009)
- 117: Taff Agent of kaos (Dec 29, 2009)
- 118: Reality Manipulator (Dec 29, 2009)
- 119: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 30, 2009)
- 120: BeowulfShaffer (Dec 30, 2009)
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