h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Selotape over his mouth?

*Dr. D is indeed dumbstruck. He is drooling quite profusely and it's not due to his being dumbstruck or cute women walking by*

Dr. D

*Climbs up to the bar, gives Linus a kiss on the cheek, accepts a nice cold vt, and looks down at Dr. D.*

Well?

*points to room*
Brownie!

*picks himself up off the floor, still wearing a big grin (and that was before any mention of the magic word......)

Er, what, sorry i was a bit distracted. Did you say Brownie?

*Dr J is but a cloud of dust heading towards the room*

What Brwonie? *Is so excited she can't sepll!*

*All the elephants begin trumpeting loudly over and over.*

*Dr J reappears with a fixed grin on his face and what looks suspiciously like Br*wnie smeared round his mouth. Can it be true?.................*

So were the Alps burned or weren't they? I can't seem to see through the fog. If, they haven't been then they MUST be down by Sunday!!

*smiles to self. pleased to see that the misguided adventure has been getting on so well in his absence. Wonders when the flock will realize that they have been dupeed and that there is no ark in the room...that the bear was in fact the one who drew the map....that there are only some strange mushrooms and mouldy bread hidden behind the loose brick by the potted palm....and a few well placed and creative boobie-traps.......waits patiently to see who the boobie-to-be-trapped will be.....*

*Scrambles down and rushes into the room. There she finds The Mother of all Brownies!!! Mom, dressed in an appropriate apron, smiles and gives her one of the biggest, most delicious brownies ever created by a super-natural Being. Mari-rae falls to her knees in worship, while shoveling the Blessed Brownie into her mouth.

Instantly a feeling of joy transports her, and she stumbles out of the room to face the others wearing smeared chocolate and a slightly mad expression of wondrous excitement.*

Its the Godess!!

*bp jumps up and down excitedly, startling Futon*

It is!! It is!! It's the Godess Gracious of the Brownie!!!! DD, DD see, I TOLD you the legends were true!!!!

*Is too astonished to say anything.*

*Nodding happily.*

Yes, the Godess Gracious!

*Sucking crumbs off fingers.*

*Dr J just stands there. Something seems to be puzzling him. *

*watches Dr. J. Is puzzled by his puzzelment.*

I seem to feel that I've been hallucinating.

But, no I must have seen the Goddess Gracious Still, why is the Bear watching? Maybe he knows more than he is saying.....

Well, that would be a first LOL

I've listened to him at the bar on numerous occasions and hes never made any sense.......well, none that i could remember in the morning anyway

Perhaps it's because there's not a lot else to do if you're a bear, except of course to sing
"The simple bare necessities" in Disney cartoons.

*Pushes Dr. John into the room to meet the Godess and receive the Holy Brownie.*

She said she'd hand over the Ark after we've all partaken of the H.B.'s. The elephants can stick their trunks through the window for theirs.