A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
Server goes down again!!!!
I R not paranoid!!!
Gimme malt whisky, please, pretty please.
*falls in small sobbing heap on ??ceiling??*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*Jumps at the noise*
Are you all right? Here, have a Brownie. Monsy is working overtime to keep us all supplied. They are very special 
Brownies. Very calming. Have a drink too. Relax. Enjoy. Stay clear of Bluebottle.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*soft munching sounds* 
*starts to eat donuts as well*
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 4, 2000
*rides up on her elephant, Futon*
Greetings. I have traveled far from the fair Realm of Damogran in order to join your quest. Rumor has spread far and wide that your party has started to worship The Godess Gracious of the Brownie. Is it true? (looks at DD for answer...)
I have brought along some peace offerings. This (holds up a largish block of semi-sweet baking chocolate) and some of these (holds up fire extinguishers in such a way that Bluebottle can't notice them).
May I also add that your thread, unfortunately, is so long that it causes my browser to crash. Any chance of getting all these elephants, pillars, beer fridges, bee fridges, matches, brownies, and whatnot onto a new thread? Or am I overstepping my bounds?
Oh Isaac, may I have an Irish Coffee please? It's a bit chilly tonight.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*bows deeply and eats proferred chocolate*
greetings your futonship, I am but a humble neophyte. Speak you rather to those whose brownie crumbs I am not fit to eat.
*eats crumbs anyway*
BTW: true, thread is long. Can we transplant?
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 4, 2000
*DD takes out a new hardback book aof Vellum and writes*
Anyone Home? Chapter 2
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25058&thread=41974
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