A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
Going forth(5th and 6th)
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 1, 2000
Hey Monsy, sure I'll help you. Just let me get rid of all this smoke by breathing it in.
[takes a deep breath and keels over with smoke inhilation, choking, hacking and spluttering. Eventually comes round after 5 mins]
Damn, damn, damn. I shouldn't have done that.
Going forth(5th and 6th)
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 1, 2000
*DD Writes*
And Eron played on as the flames grew higher.
Going forth(5th and 6th)
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 1, 2000
What flames? Am I that out of it that I could miss someone starting a fire around me?
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 1, 2000
*DD writes*
BB delighted by the light of the reddish moon, Eron keep fiddling, and the flames licked all around them, but the intrepid disciples were save out of the reach of the flames which could not touch them.
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 1, 2000
*BOOM*
Who's been in my supplies?
Dr. D
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 2, 2000
*Emma flaps her ears at the noise and clamor. She snorts through her trunk to clear the smoke smell. All the elephants up and down the line are rolling their eyes and snorting. Tails and trunks are switching and twitching.*
Careful! Careful!! Did something blow up? I hope it wasn't the room. Or the bar. Oh my chocolate chips, it wasn't the HOLY OVEN was it?!!
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
Mustapha Posted Mar 2, 2000
* High up in his date-palm, Mustapha the Neo-Arborealite prepares to throw another date at the beasts of grey. *
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
Kumabear Posted Mar 2, 2000
*Date smacks against rump of Dumb-Ass/HUMUNGOUS...Elephant rears, makes loud trumpet noise and thunders off into the distance*
Wonderful....now I'm without my ride.
I'll just stay up here at the bar then.
Going forth(5th and 6th) to 7th Heaven
Mustapha Posted Mar 2, 2000
* Mustapha the Arborealite claps his hands with glee, and rewards his pious efforts with a brownie. *
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 2, 2000
*BOOM*
Uh, folks. I think we're nearing exploding sheep country. Just one sniff of smoke and they're lrt off like dynamite.
Close Explosions of the worst kind
msmonsy Posted Mar 2, 2000
*peeks out from under the table she ran to when the *BOOMS* started* are you sure everything is safe?? i mean, exploding sheep??!! doesn't sound good to me...
monsy 
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
Sounds GREAT to me - they're easier to use then matches... if you know what you're doing...
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 2, 2000
Whatever you do, DO NOT feed the brownies to the sheep! The last few batches have had some of my special dementia powder added to them. Dementia powder does NOT mix well with things that explode. I repeat: DO NOT FEED ANY BROWNIES TO THE SHEEP! This means you Bluebottle!
Dr. D
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2000
But they smell bad and run around crazily. It can be such a bother. 
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 2, 2000
You see the way these sheep are exploding? Magnify that by a POWER of 10, that's how large the explosion would be!
Dr. D
Close Explosions of the worst kind
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 2, 2000
*speaking quietly and urgently to Emma, calms the pachyderm down. Emma reaches with her trunk into the branches and gently, but firmly grasps Mustapha. She carries him like a log between her tusks and trunk.*
Good girl, Emma. Good girl. Now, just ignore all those woolies. We'll soon be through them.
*Pats Emma encouragingly and doesn't pay the slightest attention to the muffled cries coming from Mustapha.*
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
Why would I waste good brownies by feeding them to sheep?
I resent the implications!
Close Explosions of the worst kind
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 2, 2000
Exactly, Bluebottle. Also, Zed gave you a perfectly good infidel to burn don't forget.
*settles back into lounge chair and sips her rather melted margarita.*
Close Explosions of the worst kind
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
It just occurred to me: I haven't had a good, stiff drink since we started this journey! Isaac! Gin and Tonic and make it a double no, make it a triple!
Dr. D
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Going forth(5th and 6th)
- 161: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 1, 2000)
- 162: Demon Drawer (Mar 1, 2000)
- 163: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 1, 2000)
- 164: Bluebottle (Mar 1, 2000)
- 165: Demon Drawer (Mar 1, 2000)
- 166: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 1, 2000)
- 167: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 2, 2000)
- 168: Mustapha (Mar 2, 2000)
- 169: Kumabear (Mar 2, 2000)
- 170: Mustapha (Mar 2, 2000)
- 171: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 2, 2000)
- 172: msmonsy (Mar 2, 2000)
- 173: Bluebottle (Mar 2, 2000)
- 174: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 2, 2000)
- 175: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2000)
- 176: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 2, 2000)
- 177: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 2, 2000)
- 178: Bluebottle (Mar 2, 2000)
- 179: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 2, 2000)
- 180: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
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