h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How are you feeling Baron? Those brownies hit the spot? You didn't give anyone else any from that batch did you?

Dr. D

Livzy's a witch! Burn! Burn! Burn!

Save the pyro for the Alps BB. Baron, if you have any of those brownies left, give one to livzy. They'll put livzy back to a sense of normalcy. Normalcy by our standards that is.

Dr. D

I ate them all, I'm afraid.

*climbs back onto Dumb-Ass* Perhaps you could concoct a batch of those miracle Brownies which would render Livzy ill at the very thought of pulling any shananagins.

* Atop his pillar, the Apronkeeper writes the word 'shenanigan' in his well-thumbed journal, before donning his sacred apron in anticipation of Brownies. *

*Fanning self, quite frightened.*

Oh my stars and garters! Oh my heart! Emma nearly bucked me off.

*Turns toward Livsy and shakes a shaky finger.*

Don't you ever, ever do something like that again. You ride up here with me where I can watch you. Here have a Brownie, sit down and mind your manners. I want you to think about the True Brownie and all it stands for. I NEVER have seen such behavior in a Church Procession before.

Thank you once again Zed. You were quick thinking and efficient and we are all grateful to you.

Oh boy, do I need a drink.

It's alright Linus was sucessful in rescuing the Beer Fridge from the minefield.

*Throws over a beer and takes one for himself*

Having been standing in the mine field for far too long Livzy accepts the offer to climb up top.
Out of sight of the other Livzy transfers the map to his secret place.
Rather put out that he has been caught Livzy chooses to sulk for a whole day without saying a word.
Miraculously this course of action puts the others off guard and during the middle of the night Livzy runs off ahead.
Several hours later he returns with a mischievious grin on his face.
What potential horrors now lie in store for the entrepid explorers??
Where has he hidden the map??
Where has all the beer gone??
And what about the bees??
And what is that strange aroma that always follows him around??

*Morning comes and goes all too quickly. Well after one of the clock in the afternoon, the bold adventurers stir and awaken. None can remember the night before, with all the drunken scoffing of brownies, the mindless acts of walking in circles, and how the hell they came to be in the African Congo.*
JTWL:- I say there, chaps. What's going on here? You look like you're seeking treasure or something! Haw haw. But nobody does that in this day and age. Can I offer any assistance?

Just because we're riding elephants does not mean we are in Africa. In fact, we are on our way to Switzerland on church business. You may join if you'd like. Have a Brownie. There are refreshments in the beer fridge. *Looks around* Where's the beer fridge? Linus? Linus?! *Eyes Livzy suspiciously* Do YOU know where our beer fridge has gone?

* From high above (approximately 60 feet above), the sound 'CRAK-FSSSHHH' makes its way down to the procession. *

I hate to interrupt, but.. uhm.. *points up* I believe you'll find we've already debunked that particular myth about mice and elephants.. *pats bouncy's trunktip again*

'Nonnie

*Thinking quickly Emma jumps to intercept the being that has just crashes down out of the branches overhead. Mustapha lands heavily on Emma's back. The margarita spills on Mari-rae's shoes.*

Are you ok?

*Feels the sticky damp* Oh blast! I can't let Baron see this. *Wipes frantically at shoes.*

*in the distance a figure appears*
HEY!..someone give me a hand....
*the figure is toting what looks like the room they began their quest in*
this darn thing is getting heavy!...i can't believe you forgot the room...remember?, what we are looking for is IN the room, granted we can look for the Ark of the Brownie in Switzerland but we can't find it unless we bring this room with us.......
*begins to sway back and forth from the weight of the room she is carrying*
monsy

The room?! *Jumps off DUMB-ASS' back and takes load from monsy*

Godess gracious! *mumbles under breath*...drats...foiled again...

Goodness Gracious, that is...

*DD gets out the correction fluid again*

*Looks at what he has written and realises that he was very close to starting a new cult of The Godess Gracious of the Brownie.*

Boy am I relieved that Marv will never know.

*NM sticks his head out of his workshop*....

Monsy....would you like some "wheels" on that thing!? I think I can help you out!

NM

Thank Brownie for white-out...!

We can have one of the elephants pull it along after it gets its wheels. Monsy,we are all very grateful to you for bringing the room. Does it have a kitchen, by the way? We may run low on Brownies as we travel.