A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
Any one home?
FairlyStrange Posted Feb 22, 2000
*NM, sitting bareback astride his trusty elephant "Harley", rubs his behind(no, not Harleys'!
) and thinks to himself.....*
"Ya' know, self....there's got to be a better way to ride one of these things!"
*Pulls out pencil and paper, begins feverishly scribbling notes.*
NM
Any one home?
Zed Posted Feb 22, 2000
*Zed hath fully loaded bergen, prepareth to march alongthide*
A horde? What are we waiting for then?
Forward to Glory!
Zed
Any one home?
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 22, 2000
And Brownies!
Dr. D
Any one home?
FairlyStrange Posted Feb 23, 2000
*NM breaks off passing limb, and begins whittleing with his Swiss Army Knife".*
NM
Any one home?
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 23, 2000
*Thirsty so well trained Linus doesn't even have to ask for another beer 
*
Any one home?
Kumabear Posted Feb 23, 2000
*HUMUNGOUS steps on and accidently destroys thatch-roofed house*
.....Oops...
Going forth(and fifth)
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 23, 2000
*Distributes leaflets to the local populace who are standing goggle-eyed and pointing at the holy procession. The leaflets read:
THE CHURCH OF THE TRUE BROWNIE
DO YOUR SINS WEIGHT DOWN YOUR SOUL?
DEPRESSED?
UNFORGIVEN?
ASHAMED?
ARE YOU REDEMMED?
TRY CHOCOLATE...
WORSHIP THE TRUE BROWNIE AND BE SAVED!!!!
(contributions welcome)
Going forth(and fifth)
Bluebottle Posted Feb 23, 2000
*Bluebottle makes a paper aeroplane out of the leaflet.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 23, 2000
*Dr. D dismounts from Nurse to check on the dementedness of the locals*
Could use some therapy, I'll leave some of my secret weapon with them.
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 23, 2000
*The good Dr. remounts Nurse and continues*
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FairlyStrange Posted Feb 23, 2000
*NM completes his workshop, located somewhere near Harley's rear*
Now.....I can get something done!
NM
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 23, 2000
*Thirsty once again carries out his duties impecably*
Cheers everyone !!!
Just ask if you want a drink and Thirsty will do his stuff
Going forth(and fifth)
Anonymouse Posted Feb 24, 2000
*rides on the tip of Bouncy's snout, giggling as Bouncy snorts along and rolling into neat ball to boingy on the breeze, thus disproving once again (Dumbo did it the first time) the theory that mice and pachyderms are mortal enemies*
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FairlyStrange Posted Feb 24, 2000
If you have too much trouble over there, 'nonnie...you can ride with me. Harley and I have an understanding. He does what I say, or I build a larger workshop! A thought he is not too thrilled with!
NM
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Kumabear Posted Feb 24, 2000
Linus, does Thirst have any Guinness on board? If so, could you have him shoot a trunk-full over here into this here stein? Thanks.
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 24, 2000
No problem, NM.. We're just having fun.
'Nonnie (& Bouncy)
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 24, 2000
Linus, please ask Thirsty if there are any magaritas on board? I think I need something I can drink with a straw.
*Wiping spilled drink from Sunday best dress.*
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ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire Posted Feb 24, 2000
Just don't spill on your shoes, please...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 24, 2000
The bar fridge is stocked with not only a vast range of beers, but a full complement of spirits.
Ask and ye shall receive
*they receive*
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Kumabear Posted Feb 24, 2000
I accidentally donned my disguise...
Now I'll have to find a new one...It may come in handy, though, if we need to infiltrate any villages occupied by heathens...
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- 61: FairlyStrange (Feb 22, 2000)
- 62: Zed (Feb 22, 2000)
- 63: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 22, 2000)
- 64: FairlyStrange (Feb 23, 2000)
- 65: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 23, 2000)
- 66: Kumabear (Feb 23, 2000)
- 67: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 68: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 69: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 23, 2000)
- 70: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 23, 2000)
- 71: FairlyStrange (Feb 23, 2000)
- 72: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 23, 2000)
- 73: Anonymouse (Feb 24, 2000)
- 74: FairlyStrange (Feb 24, 2000)
- 75: Kumabear (Feb 24, 2000)
- 76: Anonymouse (Feb 24, 2000)
- 77: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 78: ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire (Feb 24, 2000)
- 79: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 24, 2000)
- 80: Kumabear (Feb 24, 2000)
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