A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 24, 2000
*Emma pulls a branch off a passing tree and eats it. Mari-rae gratefully sits back into her pink lounge chair and sips her delicious margarita through a straw. She notices Zed trudging along.*
Zed, would you like Emma to carry your burden? She won't mind. You could ride up here with me for that matter. I can make room.
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 24, 2000
*holds boing out boing thimble...* Uhm.. hang on a sec, Bouncy *giggles*
*holds out thimble for a spash of bourbon*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 24, 2000
*Done, with not a drop spilt*
Pretty impressive, don't you think 
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 24, 2000
-Very- impressive, actually.. considering the thimble only -holds- a drop. 
*sips*
'Nonnie-the-thankful
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Kumabear Posted Feb 24, 2000
Might Thirsty happen to have any 16 year old Bushmills malt Irish whiskey?
How is the latest batch of brownies coming along?
*Knocked off of HUMUNGOUS' back by tree limb....lands on head*
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Mustapha Posted Feb 24, 2000
* Mustapha the Apronkeeper and Neo-Stylite looks down from his 60 foot pillar at the commotion, shrugs and returns to contemplating the nature of the Brownie. *
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Kumabear Posted Feb 24, 2000
*fingers oozing injury*
Ow...ow...ow...ow........um, did we remember to bring a physician before we embarked?.....Dr.D...? I think my cranium might require your ...um...demented attention...........*unconcious*
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Mustapha Posted Feb 24, 2000
* Without breaking from his Brownian meditations, the Apronkeeper drops a "special" brownie over the side of his pillar for anaesthesia *
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 24, 2000
Dr. D, Dr. D! Nurse! Stop! Baron needs help! Oh, help! Stop the procession! Dial 911!
Aaaargh! Thirsty almost stepped on him!
*Wringing hands. Emma shuffles to a confused halt.*
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 24, 2000
*DD takes a break from his frantic scribbling with his quills on the vellum*
Linus any chance of a Guinness with a Black Bush chaser? Over here on Historic.
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Livzy Posted Feb 24, 2000
Livzy the Destroyer enters the fray with a whole bucket full of 'ickle white mice therby causing the entire cavalcade of pachyderms to freak out and buck off all their passengers.
The ensuing stampede enables Livzy to steal the beer fridge, brownies and the map.
"Ha ha" declares Livzy triumphantly "the power shall all be mine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" (maniac-ally)
Whipping out an enormous bale of hay tied up with a frayed yellow ribbon Livzy proceeds to dance naked around this scene of devastation and completely fails to notice the deep chasm to his left and in his hedonistic stupour falls in.
Fortunately he lands on the hay bale and is unhurt.
"I knew that would come in handy"
Livzy runs off carrying the bee fridge on his back, the Brownies in his pocket and the map between his teeth.
Can any one catch him???
Can anyone be arsed???
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Livzy Posted Feb 24, 2000
Where did the Bee Fridge come from???
(I guess it keeps the honey fresh!)
Livzy steals the BEER fridge too!!
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 24, 2000
*DD quickly decides that if he wishes to Chronicle the Search for the Lost Ark of the Brownies he'd better retrieve the map of Livzy, or at least follow Livzy and Chronicle whatever other dastardly deeds ensue*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 24, 2000
Make way! Make way! No ordinary brownie is going to help Baron. *Hands over small paper wrapped packet* Put this in the next batch of brownies, only Baron can eat this batch no one else.
Now, who's going after Livzy?
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 24, 2000
*Dr D begins his pursuit of Livzy and being as quick as he is nearly catches Livzy but, not looking where he is going, stumbles upon a gathering of hedgehogs and trips.*
Damn!
Dr. D
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Zed Posted Feb 24, 2000
Livzy, I would thtop there, if you would. That would be the minefield, where you're thtanding.
Zed moveth carefully through the minefield, collectth tthe map, fridge and other itemth and returnth to the column.
Forward Ho!
Tthank you Mari-Rae, but I prefer to walk. Will you be tho kind ath to take Dr. D?
Zed
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 24, 2000
*DD writes*
Zed miraculously planted a mine field in the path of Livzy, how he had the time or inclination will remain a mystery, Praise be the Brownie, and Marv be his Archbishop.
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Kumabear Posted Feb 24, 2000
OWWWWwww.......I feel better now...Thanks for the assistance Dr.D...
I think I'm going to re-name HUMUNGOUS and call him Dumb-Ass.
We should keep Livzy tied up for now. If he refuses to cooperate...well, Zed might get a little creative.
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Zed Posted Feb 24, 2000
There ith alwayth a minefield in the path of the unbeliever.
Zed
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- 81: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 82: Anonymouse (Feb 24, 2000)
- 83: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 24, 2000)
- 84: Anonymouse (Feb 24, 2000)
- 85: Kumabear (Feb 24, 2000)
- 86: Mustapha (Feb 24, 2000)
- 87: Kumabear (Feb 24, 2000)
- 88: Mustapha (Feb 24, 2000)
- 89: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 90: Demon Drawer (Feb 24, 2000)
- 91: Livzy (Feb 24, 2000)
- 92: Livzy (Feb 24, 2000)
- 93: Demon Drawer (Feb 24, 2000)
- 94: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 24, 2000)
- 95: Bluebottle (Feb 24, 2000)
- 96: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 24, 2000)
- 97: Zed (Feb 24, 2000)
- 98: Demon Drawer (Feb 24, 2000)
- 99: Kumabear (Feb 24, 2000)
- 100: Zed (Feb 24, 2000)
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