h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A calculator (for tithing and divying up purposes ).

Ummm.... we will need a portable oven in which to cook our brownies. The good Crusader must never be without a fresh batch......And elephants...just because...

I don't think we should worry about things getting out of control....Any valid quest woud have to be a little misguided.

Ive already stocked the portable beer fridge, after all digging can be thirsty work.....

Drafting a list of this kind is also thirst work...

...We will also require sensible shoes...

Well my children, since you have stumbled upon that holy artifact of the Map to the Ark od the Brownie, I must give you my blessings and my charge. Go forth and find this ark and bing it bacck into the loving hands of the Church! -Archbishop Marv

I'll drink to that ...........er, whoops, i guess i should be eating a Brownie instead.

*sigh* so much to learn

In this house you can always drink...

Apologies, i think i was too drunk to remember

Now where should we start our search.. and please don't say under the floorboard. I can safely say that there is no ark under any of these floors.

I'd suggest Switzerland.. I hear they have the most scrumptious choccy.. the Brownie's Most Holy ingredient.

'Nonnie

Switzerland it is then! always wanted to go to Switzerland
monsy

*runs off to gather skis, sled, tobogan, saucer* Hmm.. I'm missing sooooomething...

hehe!! i would say you are
monsy

Don't go of to Switzerland yet at least not without an officail member of the H2G2 Historical Society to Chronicle your quest. I'm volenteering to come along too.

Great!! welcome aboard ....
*packs extra supplies for our new member*
monsy

*Dust of ancient book of vellum pages and starts to write*

Switzerland, the high frontier, these are the adventures of the disciples of the Church of the True Brownie, their recently allocated and santified Mission to seek out the Ark of the Brownie, to visit far off lands and to boldly go where no disciple has gone for a mighty long time.

Hey! Wait up! You can't go forth (or fifth) without the proper amount of DEMENTIA! I shall come along as well!

*DD make a quick coreection*

To dementedly go where no disciple has been for a mighty long time.

hehe!! me has a feeling this is going to be fun
monsy

*Checks he has enough matches to burn down a Swiss alp...*

Hey, no quest can be a success without someone to invent clever, hitherto unkown, inventions....especially developed for the circumstance at hand!

I've been told I'm fairly handy with a wrench. I respectfully offer my services!

NM