A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Kumabear Posted Mar 3, 2000
Hey ,Issaac buddie. Has anyone ever told you that you pull a lousy Guinness?
*Grabs Issaac by shirt and pulls him eye to eye*
Now...I think you had better shape up, and very quickly...If my next yard isn't perfect....you are not going to be happy. As a matter of fact, you probably wont be much of anything...
*releases Issaac*
*growls* get pouring, mister....
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ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire Posted Mar 3, 2000
*steps back from bear. straightens shirt. gives patented "two fingers pointin' straight atcha" accompanied by a big shiny smile. Removes Yard glass from its hiding place and begins to pour dark liquid_____________winks*
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 3, 2000
*pats bouncy*
Might I impose for another martini? *holds out thimble*
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 3, 2000
Jim: Why will you soon be gone?
*pats bouncy*
Might I impose for another martini? *holds out thimble*
*peers closer at the log one of the elephants is carrying*
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ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire Posted Mar 3, 2000
*squirts eye dropper of martini into thimble. wonders what to do with the olive?__________winks.*
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 3, 2000
Good question. And one that only time will give an answer for....
Isaac, why all the winking?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
There's one sure way to solve unwanted winking....
....BURN HIS EYES OUT!!! BURN! BURN!"
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msmonsy Posted Mar 3, 2000
*saunters out of the kitchen with a special brownie to calm (ok, knock out) bluebottle and shoves it in his mouth and before he realizes what he is doing he swallows it and begins seeing the prettiest colours and designs forgetting all about burning anything only wanting to watch the purdy colours*
*goes back into the kitchen to finish prepairing the evenings brownies for the celebration of the ages*
monsy 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
Thank You Monsy! If you need any more dementia powder just let me know. Isaac! Another Gin and Tonic!
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
*In a haze*
Let's cover everything with flowers... Everything must have flowers... Flowers, flowers, flowers.....
Everything without flowers must be destroyed....
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msmonsy Posted Mar 3, 2000
*peaks her head out the window and yells to a passerby*
hey! you!...cover everything in flowers quick 
*returns to cooking brownies for the celebration of the ages this evening*
monsy
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
*Hazed...*
Flowers.... destroy everything that's not a flower....
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 3, 2000
*puts together a nifty contraption that will make Bluebottle see flowers everywhere he goes. It looks similar to a device used to lead horses around*
put this on him
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
*But too late, as the haze has worn off...*
BURN CONTRAPTION!
*Grabs it, stomps it to the ground, rubs two flowers together to form flames, and ignites it. Within seconds it is destroyed.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 4, 2000
kind of hard to burn something made of titanium isn't it?
Dr. D
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FairlyStrange Posted Mar 4, 2000
*NM sticks head out of door of workshop on "Harleys'" back*
Where did all those flames come from?...D**n..and I just got this waterbed finished!
*NM pokes large hole in his newly fabricated warerbed(especially designed for riding elephants)Floods the flames(hhmmm...1000 gallons is a lot of water!) which quickly extiguishes the flames*
EErrrmm...uuhhh....Dr. D.....can you repair "the contraption"? If you don't think you can, I'll have a go at it!
Hollers over to Monsy, on her "hephalump".....what's this about a "Celebration for the Ages"? Have we found the Ark.....or are we just getting close?
NM
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
Excuse me! I R getting a bit lost in here. *whimpers quietly*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 4, 2000
*Urges Emma forward to the bar set up. Emma lifts her trunk and carefully places Mustapha who looks rumpled and thirsty by the bar.*
Isaac, please take care of our guest. And I'll have a fresh margarita while you are at it. Frozen, not too much salt, and with a straw. Thanks!
Doctor John, would you like to join our little crusade? Pull up an elephant.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 4, 2000
At last! A voice of sanity.
My server just went down and left me in limbo.
Thankyou Mari-rae, I R just sitting on this comfortable five-legged.... *screams and hides in corner*
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Close Explosions of the worst kind
- 181: Kumabear (Mar 3, 2000)
- 182: ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire (Mar 3, 2000)
- 183: Anonymouse (Mar 3, 2000)
- 184: Anonymouse (Mar 3, 2000)
- 185: ISAAC---Bartender Extrordinaire (Mar 3, 2000)
- 186: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 3, 2000)
- 187: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 188: Anonymouse (Mar 3, 2000)
- 189: msmonsy (Mar 3, 2000)
- 190: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 191: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 192: msmonsy (Mar 3, 2000)
- 193: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 194: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 3, 2000)
- 195: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 196: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 4, 2000)
- 197: FairlyStrange (Mar 4, 2000)
- 198: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 199: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 4, 2000)
- 200: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 4, 2000)
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