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This place is getting more and more DEMENTED everyday! I like it!

Bribes? May the Brownie take mercy on all of you for saying such things!

*mixes batch of brownie mix in large bowl and begins eating batter with large wooden spoon*

Your Archbishopness,
I come to you in sore need of spiritual guidance.
In the past few days, I have twice been overcome by temptation. I have consumed... donuts.
Is this a mortal sin?

Fenchurch ith not evil any more, and her previouth rantingth have been thtricken from all recordth. No bribeth will be offered or dithcuththed.

Thith ith a church, inappropriate behaviour will not occur.

Zed

It is not a sin to have a doughnut. But remember that you must hold any pastries before the Brownie.

I hear, remember, and obey.

Hey Archbishop Marv....wasn't there s'posed to be a "not" in there?.....like righr after "must"?

NM

FS has point there Marv

Praise be to the Most High Brownie,
for truely blessed things have occured this day.
I was lost in temptation of none chocolaty sweats,
& never did I realise the great healing powers of the one,
the great,
the most holy brownie.
I was lost and was found.
Thanx be to that true chocolaty taste.
May the light of this brownie last forever & ever.
Amen.

Amazing brownie, how sweet the taste,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once left a Brownie, yet despite that waste,
The True Brownies called to me.

Twas Brownies that taught my heart to eat,
And Brownies my fear relieved.
How precious did Brownies and my stomach meet
The hour I first received!

<BB<

Tue I missed the "not" in my fervor to weed out unacceptable beliefs.

That is quite understandable!

Keep up the good work, Archbishop!
NM

You see my friends, that even I, your Archbishop, have faults. This is why we must stay close to the Brownie... To give us strenght. -Archbishop Marv

Shouldn't that be we must NOT hold any pastry before the brownie?

*munch*

'Nonnie

Hrm.. I just -knew- when I saw NM standing there in line that I should have listened before before speaking.. ah well *munch*

Praise the brownie and all that.

'Nonnie

(And who can really blame Fenny for her over-enthusiasm when Brownies are concerned? )

I CAN!!....i slaved over a hot oven all day making that special batch of brownies that were meant to be savoured only to have Fenny barge in and scarf them down as if they were nothing special the Brownie, not special??!!! it is a SIN i tell you a SIN!! to treat the Brownie so lowely
monsy

Monsy is right.... One cannot just inhale the Brownie, one must become one with it's goodness. -Archbishop Marv

AMEN!! Praise be to the allmighty BROWNIE!! DOWN WITH THE TAKER OF THE BROWNIE FOR SINFULL PURPOSES!!
monsy

OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!! My brothers and sisters. I belive our guardian Zed has yet been corrupted! Why else would he dismiss the the unholy behavior of our beloved governess? I ask you, when did any of you see him last? I belive he has placed our dear Fenchurch under a devious spell! Her high office has made her weak and he could easily overpower her will.
My sweet Empress; I was once a carnal soul like you. I Lived for the consumption of food in ALL forms... Yes even the BLONDE BROWNIE! I'm not proud of my past. Our esteemed Prophet, Marv can vouch for this. Long were the hours that I spent in wreched contemplation of my evil ways. I was seduced by the power of the Danish! I Made love to the Doughnut Hole!! I ate the Custard Filled BISMARK OUT!!! *Sobbing and snifling* I have SINNED! But now I'm Made whole with every brownie that i smell. With every crumb that I eat. The Nuts and the Frosting Heal my great wounds! I am whole again!
So let us not blame our Governess for her rash actions. For did not the Lord our Brownie say... Let he who is without crumbs cast the first egg shell? I have proof for my words. I( being a missionary) have a super speed camera. I shal go forth to the Dark Chocolate room and develope the film and show you all what I have witnessed. The true reason for our Sister's missguided deeds.*turns and walks tward the Dark Chocolate room.*

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