h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you Helena take your beloved brownie to be your lawfully eaten snack?

And WON'T you keep it in it's richness and it's health, but love it and eat it till only crumbs remain?

Hail The Brownie, brothers (and pass that plate, now would you?)

The almighty brownie of most devine cocoa will be our true salvation, brother.

Please, in addition to consuming the brownie, please wear these stylish black Reeboks and these Heaven's Gate hoop earrings.

Don't be afraid to keep the brownie in your pants for warm safe-keeping. Besides, the non-belivers see the true miracle when you pull the brownie from the back of your pants and ravenously consume it right before their eyes.

Alaska - The High Male Priestess of Brownies

Helena, Your vows shall be binding only after ye have broken the Brownie and partaken from it's goodness. And I give to you my blessing and that of the Brownie above! -Archbishop Marv

May your brownies be not dry and crumblie! Instead, let them be moist and fresh and full of nuts! BROWNILULIA, brothers.

May the Brownie be with you...always!

I came here because the invitation said I could be saved. So, ahem... hint hint...

Take of the Brownie, and You Will Be SAVED! Brownielulia! Brothers and sisters, we need to Save this boy!

A bloody mary brownie would save me from this terrible hangover, i know that much...........


BTW Marv, i believe congrats are in order as i noticed the church has made it to the 5 busiest forums list

With your permission i would like to start building a bigger bar fridge to accomodate our growing needs.

Better than a bloody mary brownie would be one of Courtesy's chocolate hang-over shakes with a brownie chased. Come and be healed, brother!

Brothers ans Sisters.... Lets us lay our hands on our poor hungover brother. Let him Feeeeeeeeel the Spirit of the Brownie invade his soul! Let him be Cured! -Archbishop Marv

Forgive me bretheren for I have sinned.
It has been 37 days since my last brownie.
I have been forced by a heathen religion
into cruel denial: and alas the baked goodness
of the brownie has not been allowed to pass
this followers lips.

But with the Church's help I'm sure to be
lead back into temptation.

Amen my friends!

I feel much better now

Who can deny the power of the Brownie !!

And he is HEALED! Say Brownellulia, brothers and sisters! Praise to the Great Brownie who can heal people of their afflictions!

And welcome back to the fold, brother Wowbagger! Enjoy the Brownie and be with us once more.

Praise the brownie and pass the plate!
(Not necessarily in that order. )

Brothers and sisters! I wonder if we realise the potential political power of the Brownie?

(This next bit is = SERIOUSLY - IRL true.)

I've just looked at a UK news site. And the top story is about the British Agriculture Minister Nick Brown (significant surname?) being confronted by British farmers angry at his policies. And one female protestor attacked him - WITH A CHOCOLATE ECLAIR!!!

37! In a row?

So what your saying is that with all our brownies, we have potential arsenal of weaponry which we can unleash on those who oppose us. Let us declare WAR on the Vegetable industry... once this hangover wears off.

ahem brothers and sisters i don't know that vegiman would be very happy if we declared war on the vegetable industry - may i suggest another target? how about a jihad against the cod liver industry? then we could unite the world and convert them to worhsip of the One True Brownie, and lo they would be saved, jsut as we have been. Brownielullia

Should we not be looking for ways to help our fellow men (and women) instead of driving them to the church on the point of a sword? Our followers should be looking out for peace, and good chocolate suppliers. Let us not go down the path of war! Let us eat! -Archbishop Marv

Is it nearly time to open the communion wine or will this bottle of Ernest and Julio do for the meantime.

*DD opens bottle and takes a Brownie off passing plate*