h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Brownie and I fear no evil. Hallowed is thy fudge...

And thus spake the Brownie!
-Archbishop Marv

And then the triple-wing'd Seraph of the Brownie did appear unto them, cloth'd in the holy light of the Brownie, and it spake unto them and said "Er..." And then the Seraph did pause, and look uncomfortable, for it had been missing the party.

*Takes up a collection plate and begins passing it through the congregation*

*places bag of flour on plate*

AH-YUM..

Blessings to you, Brother. Praise the Brownie.

And Good Brownie to you

Heaps a pile of fudge frosting upon the plate. " Praise be to our Lord the Brownie that I have come. I bring greetings from the temple of the Lasagna people in the south. They have embraced the Brownie, after a little inquisition".

BROWNIELULIAH! The brownie speaks in the farthest corners of the multiverse! PRAISE the Brownie!

MERRY BRONIE my brothers and very fine sisters!!!

Let us neel and nibble in prayer to the Great Brownie!

(Places bag of chocolate flakes on collection plate) I have an idea, brothers and sisters! Why don't we go out into the streets and ring the doorbells of strangers at odd hours of the day - and then, when they answer, offer them Brownies? We could call ourselves "Brownie's Witnesses."

*Adds sugar and eggs to one plate, takes a brownie from the other*

Only the best for our followers. -Archbishop Marv

Amen. And ahem, I already am a Missionary for TCotTB. *Stands in righteous fevor* I have witnessed in a Hot Tub. I have witnessed playing Pooh Sticks. I have spread the Word in an amber Pool of Beer. Many drunken sots have imbibed of the Brownies I brought them. Amen, Brothers and Sisters, amen. *Sits in pew*

Truly you are a righteous servant of the Brownie, Mari-Rae! The Brownie shall bless you for taking the Chocolate Gospel into such dens of iniquity. Praise the Brownie!

"Low rumbling noise.....incresingly loud...suddenly the huge double doors of the Cathedral crash open. Dumptruck stops just short of the last row of pews...."

Thought the "plate" could use a little sugar! Reckon this is enough?

(Sorry 'bout the door hinges.....)

NM

*Tears of joy*

Bless you, Brother, Bless you!
*swaying, clasping hands together*

~O come, come, come come,
Come to the Church in the Wildwood,
Come to the Church in the Dale,
No Church is so dear to my childhood,
As the tasty Brownie Church in the Vale~

Look unto the hearts of these our faithful followers! For they do indeed love and live in the Brownie way! -Archbishop Marv

As I lay in the brownie-less desert, a small still, slightly chocolatey voice spoke to me. Yea, it sayeth "go forth to the place of true salvation; partake of its goodness and ye shall find truth". So I goeth and I findeth.
The Brownie be with you.
*And also with you*