h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brownie! Brownie!

B R R R O O O O W W W N N N N N I E E E - L O O O O O - Y A U G H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bursts through curtain at back of tent, holding aloft
slightly overbaked brownies*

Oh Marv, we beseech Thee to Heal These Brownies!

By the Brownie! Ssaaaaave this batch! Good Brownie, don't let this be bad. Ssaaaave this tray of your earthly presence!

A MIRACLE ! IT'S A MIRACLE I SAY!

(starting to look like the Blues Brothers in here)

Brownielulia! The tray is saved! Please pass them about the room now as we have hungry followers in here. -Archbishop Marv

and yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of hunger
i shall fear no starvation
Thy chocolate and thy crumbs they comfort me

Brownie be with you, brothers and sisters

O'Thy chocolatie goodness fills and satisfies my every grumbling want and need!

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Browniw!

Brownie of Ages
Baked for me
Let me gorge
Myself on thee

Let the choc'late
And thy fudge
Turn me into
Rolls of pudge

Be of hunger
Double cure
Save from sour
And sweeten me for sure!

hail Brownie
Full of chocolate
The scrumptiousness within you
Blessed art though among foods
And blessed is the eater of thou, Us

I'm a baked-again believer!

I believe in the chocolate Brownie
Baked to perfection in ovens
And I believe in its wholesome goodness
Fudgy texture
Thickly frosted
With or without the nuts

Aaaaamen

Let us say "Brownie", and then eat.

oh great Brownie forgive me for i have strayed from the oven and now i see the error of my baking mine eyes have seen the glory of your chocolate and i wish to return to the chocolate fold that is the Brownie
HAIL TO THE BROWNIE!! for it is the power and the glory forever!! BROWNIE
monsy

Our Brownie,
Which art in the oven,
Chocolate be thy cake.
Thy walnuts come,
Thy fudge be done,
On plates as it is in bakeries,
Lead us not into treacle tart,
But deliver us from Swiss roll,
As we forgive those who eat blonde Brownies.
For thine is the chocolate,
The fudge and the walnuts,
For ever and ever,
Ah Brownie.

And lo and angel of the brownie appeared and I was much afraid.

But the angel said fear not for this day in a tent is revived the brownies and this shall be a sign you will find the brownies wrapped in pastry cases lying on a doily.

And behold with the angel was a multitude of the brownie host singing "Glory to the Brownie for ever and on Earth peace and no hunger for all."

AMEN brother!

*passes the plate*
(of brownies of course!)

Yummmmmm

Erm, Arch Bishop, you know how I'm coimg to be married, well, can we tie the knot in your church, is that allowed??