h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brownielulia And Praise the Brownie!!! We are having a Revival! Spread the word brothers and sisters! The Brownie will Save you!

Oh Grate one, will it satisfy my every need??

Will it not be burnt?

Can i have 2 please. I think 1 will not be enough to save me

Brothers and Sisters, you shall not need! The Brownie will Save! Glad you could make it. The church is going on a spree starting today! No Brownie shall be burnt, the ovens will cook to perfection! A lot of typing makes the fingers tired, but the Brownie will help! -Archbishop Marv

Ask not what the Brownie shall provide for you. Consider the glass of milk. Are you not larger and more important - if not quite so rich and creamy, not liquid - as it? And yet it has no concerns - except perhaps for its own consumption, but there you are - for the Brownie provides crumbs for it! So shall the Brownie provide for you!

*And here, Linus, have an extra. The more chocolate the merrier!*

TESTIFY!

I testify that those brownies were exceptionally good

For it was written in the Book of Recipes:
In the beginning there were the ingrediants, and the recipe said "per-heat the oven" and Lo, the oven was pre-heated.
On the first day, the flour and sugar were mixed.
On the second day, the egg was verily removed from its shell, and on the third day was added. And on the other days all the stuff you use to make brownies was added - I know not what, as I cannot cook.
And on the seventh day, the recipe said "Let it cook for an hour" and there was resting, and lo, it was good.

Keeeeeep it coming my brother! Let the World her your song!!!! -Archbishop Marv

*scurries around nibbling crumbs and fallen icing tidbits* Yes, it is good.

Puu-RAISE the brownie! Let it's song echo HIGHER than the HEAVENS!

And the Brownie said....

"Come, follow me; I shall make you feeders of men!"

ALL HAIL THE TRUE BROWNIE!!!! AMEN!

NM

(Sings) Swing low, sweet Brownie! Coming for to carry me home...

*Oh I looked on the table, what did I see?*
*Comin' for to carry me home*
*A big, fat brownie all for me*
*Comin' for to carry me home!*

NM

*Bows down before the oven*

I hereby testify to the Ever Warm Brownie!

And so it was written in the Book of the Caramel Topping:

BAKE your way to salvation!
The Oven should be your guide, path and light!
Give yourself freely to the chocolate cake and BELIEVE!


Joe aka Arnia

Chocolate brownie fervour fishies

We are here to testify to the Way, the Truth and the Chocolate!
AMEN, and pass the chocolate flakes!

Brownilulia! Praise be to the highest Brownie! Now what, again I say what is it that keeps us going to finnish the day?

The Brownie will help us, brother! All praise the Brownie!

And tell me people, from where do we get this chocolate goodness??