h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well as people have got onto a subject very close to my heart, I thought I'd give it a new thread. Gravy, anyone?

Ooh yes. A and a burger with onion gravy please!
I'm so glad that everything is all over. It means that, despite tonight's result, us English folks don't have to watch England failing dismally at the Euro 2000 finals, because they'll never happen.
What a relief...

Well, that's one thing to be said for being pragmatic! English spirit through and through. I'll go back to my school and suggest it to my old PE teacher. Put this into context - I got a 'Good' for effort in PE when I was 14 despite my only achievement being working out crafty ways to avoid playing anything, Basketball in particular, though I remember it could be applied to football, too.

That sounds very familiar. Even into my sixth form I managed to convince the PE teachers that because of some obscure medical reason I could do rock climbing, which I liked, but not hockey, rugby or football, which I didn't.
Oh, and do you serve haggis in here? Failing that, maybe a black pudding?

I suddenly got this craving for raspeballer, it must be Thursday today...
You do have it on the meny, surely? Raspeballer is made of potato and barleyflour,
and taste much better then it sounds

Black pudding sounds good too. Just realised I'm hungry, very so.
*nibbles on breadsticks, in a spray of crumbs*

-B-

I'm sorry to bother you, but...I appear to have a bit of a dirty fork....

Mmm, what's your veggie option? It had better not be frozen lasagne...

*munches a crisp while she waits*

Black pudding is at its finest when served on a fried egg buttie.

Oh yes. With HP sauce.

...what's that stuff in the bowl at the front there...???

Oh never mind - I'll have it anyway. With chips n gravy...

That bowl of Nachos and vege chilli has made me feel sick, poor us a Stella to wash it down with, quick.

(rubs hands together making brrrr noises)

Bit bloody nippy out.

...well don't leave it out then ...

Some of us are eating.

* Beaker cringes at cheesiness of remark *

*Oracle cringes at the cheesiness of the ploughman's lunch*

*Beaker cringes at sight of angry ploughman bearing down on Oracle to demand his lunch back....*

I'll have a Rat Burger and chips with Tartare Sauce...

Oh and a c[] of GutBusters Girth expander. Ta.

mmmmmmm.mmm...

This really takes me back - last time I had food like this was at Uni...

Sorry, relative newbie here.... Is there a way to get automated responses if someone adds a response to a Forum you are interested in???
Ta...

*Oracle bops ploughman over the head with a jar of Branston pickle*

I really, really want to come up with a Pun on Branston/That Barmy Baloon flying bloke - but I guess that would be a bit too predicatable.

Is it Dinner time yet.

*Sits down and waits for Waitress service*

What, you mean like "Branston, isn't that just pickled Richard?"

Is there waitress service around here? I thought it was a question of grabbing the free peanuts off the bar.

I usually live at Home but, due to an annoying spelling mistake I currently live in Hope!

Hmmm....
Do you have any and chips?