h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And of course the

*hands over |_| and *

Enjoy, I'll have to go soon. My net credit ran out an hour ago.

Ta, but this is only a quick social visit for me, I have to get some sleep this week so I'd best go.

Sorry bout the lapse there decided to go attend a lecture. where's my

* pops out from secret trapdoor behind bar *

A you say? Coming right up!

much obliged
*takes long swig*
ahhhh no that's better. thank ye kindly, Did I ever tell you guy's about the time, off the coast of ireland, that we had a pnumatic valve go out on us? ah this is good stuff pour me anouther would you please?
*hands now empty back across the bar*

* refills with rather too much aplomb *

A pnumatic valve, eh? That sounds rather nasty. Is that an aquanautical expression or some sort of lung disorder?

*TAKES LONG SWIG*
no that's somthing else a pnumatic valve is a big heave peice of cast Iron that sits rather btween two pieces of pipe to eithier let it flow or not, but if you are going to take one out from btween the pipe theat it has been perfectly happy sitting btwwen for much too long it os best to turn off the water first. hehehe

sorry still new at this eventually I will get better sea stories, promise.

but here to you me and anyone else who is foolish enugh to be up this late, er early
*rasies mug in toast then downs the rest*

Don't worry - I'm sure that after a pint or two, the stories will get better, or maybe after We've had a pint or two, they'll seem to get better
But we're an easy-going crowd.

but Mad Hatter drinks ginger ale not ginger beer, so thanks Mezz@@e very nuch for the thought and passes it on to the nearest ginger beer drinker.

*supplies correct |_|*

Soz, I'll get it right next time.

Well, I'll have his ginger beer if no-one wants it!

OK, and you did it again.

Okay, okay, so I keep saying "him" and "his" - I KNOW I keep doing it, and I know I shouldn't - it's my fingers, they're out of my control.
SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Just the same way that I keep spelling the as teh cos my fingers just land that way faster.

... and because bashing the Backspace key is just so much fun!

* pours just enough Drumroll to help achieve a slightly glazed expression *

Right, who's up for a game, pool or darts?

*suddenly matreilizing back into the conversation carring a full bottle of rum*

Sure I am allways up for darts.

Great stuff, I'm going to pop over to the Games Corner (http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24306&thread=27056), see you over there!

* grabs C|_/ of Drumroll on the way *

Just poured that for myself.

*pours another C|_/ and downs it before someone can steal it*

dinner tonight - pizza (home made, base and all) put what on earth you want to on it