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MERKIN 4 MAYOR
Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 10, 1999
Well, the more pile-ups, the more oppourtunity for traffic-humps! After all, what else do you have to do when you're waiting 30 minutes to an hour in rush-hour for a tow? That's right! Nothing for it but a good old-fashioned TRAFFIC-HUMP!
So, I'll stand by my policy, on the grounds that it'll create more traffic-humps, and generally make the general mood of the population more agreeable!
da Baron 
A goldfish in every pocket!
MERKIN 4 MAYOR
shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
What a nice idea
...and you would bring Monsy with you of course!!hehehehehe!
shazz 
MERKIN 4 MAYOR
Peta Posted Oct 10, 1999
Thanks guys.
It was a bit painful being fed through the TDV bold Italicising machine. It kind of fattens you up and squishes you over to one side.
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msmonsy Posted Oct 10, 1999
ermmm.....humps,exhausts,hung low, old cars and arses with pimples???!!!.......oh my!!!, now how did i end up mentioned throughout all of that???!!!!
as for the move to london, i find that to be a winning proposition myself! 
i can picture it now.......shazz and i invading the streets and causing panic among the masses!!!! ahhhhh!!!!! a beautiful idea if you ask me
monsy
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
Yes I can see the headlines now!*M & S invade the High Street*....sorry to you overseas readers who will not *get* the pun here....probably just as well
shazz
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 10, 1999
EERRRMMM...uuuhhh...Methinks maybe I should reconsider!!!
NM
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
Oh no!! I have the itinerary all planned out now We'll start at Buck House...tea with the royals...then onto Madame Tussauds to check that NM's waxwork hasn't moved.....shame that he fell in that vat of wax....but at least he looks very lifelike......then maybe the planetarium for a quick peek at the stars.....then.......oh...the list is endless
shazz
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msmonsy Posted Oct 10, 1999
OH MY!!! sounds absolutely devine!!!!!!!
one question though Shazz.....could we possibly stop by the palace???? i just know between the two of us we can make those blasted stiffs at the gate do something worth catching on film
monsy
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Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 11, 1999
I'm sure you two could at least come up with an ATTEMPT to get those blasted stiffs to do something which would be worth cathing on film- the attempt, that is to say... er... nevermind.
da Baron A goldfish in every pocket!
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 11, 1999
Heheheheehehehe!! Sorry,you guys! I sometimes forget that you are *over there*!!For the information of all our overseas visitors....Buck House IS the Palace (Buckingham Palace)As you can see Monsy,I had the annoyance of the *stiffies* as the FIRST item on the list
shazz
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 11, 1999
Do I win a prize? I caught the "Buck House" reference from the beginning!!(From what I read, it's where all the "nuts" live!)
NM
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 11, 1999
Hmmmmmm......I'm not sure that I can go along with THAT NM!
A lot of nutters seem to break into it however.....WHY??
They must be too tight-fisted to pay the admittance fee like everyone else!
shazz
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Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 12, 1999
I like that old story about the Queen waking up one night to find one of her loyal subjects standing by her bed. Seems the old fellow always wanted to serve the Queen personally. He offered her no problems when she called her more conventional retainers to take him away... hehehehe.
That's what's gonna be cool about living in a missle-silo. Mebbie two ways in or out. Wonderful security!
da Baron A goldfish in every pocket, and a crack-smoking mime on every corner!
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 13, 1999
Hey Baron......I didn't know you knew Birmingham, AL. that well!!!!!
Oh, I'm sorry, I read your posting wrong....we have TWO crackheads on every corner!
NM
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Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 13, 1999
I roomed with a crack-head, once upon a time. He stole my COMIC-BOOK collection! And I had some COOL STUFF! I had some Valiant Gold-logos and stuff like that!
When I came to get the last of my stuff, after enduring the constant crack-party for a couple of months, I found he and one of his crack-buddies standing outside the door to my room with a hammer and a screw-driver. And the door-jam showed the evidence of the screwdriver's incursion...
I would've lost my computer if I had showed up just a FEW minutes later.
I loathe crackheads!
da Baron A crackhead (or two) on every corner!
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 13, 1999
One thing about it, though.......if you can fight your consience.....you can get some great deals on merchandise from them!!
Don't matter what it is, from a ring to a house, you can buy it for the price of a "rock"!
NM(We got "3 on every corner" in Southside!)
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