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MERKIN 4 MAYOR
Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 6, 1999
Hey, it's happened! - congrats!
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 6, 1999
Whats happened?!!What have I missed by working for a living!?
shazz 
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 6, 1999
Peta was promoted to the team, and her name has suddenly started appearing in Bold Italics in postings 
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 6, 1999
Laughs Out Loud. See also ROFL (Rolls On FLoor Laughing) and ROFLMAO (~ my ass off)
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Merkin Posted Oct 7, 1999
I think it's quite acceptable behaviour, especially considering hte time one tends to spend in jams, hold-ups and the like. I appreciate that people get urges, and to be honest, what could be more natural? I'm quite partial myself.
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Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 7, 1999
Yes, I'm all for traffic-humps, myself! Even though, personally, I prefer to keep my humping to the old silo.. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)...
As long as they keep the shades drawn. Nothing like seeing someone's pimply arse doing the polka in a rear-window to cause one to lose one's appetite for lunch- and we all know how important LUNCH is!
da Baron 
A goldfish in every pocket!
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Merkin Posted Oct 7, 1999
Indeed, I concur with my learned friend that the ought to be some sort of guidelines governing conduct during road humps.
1. The male rear should not be displayed to oncoming traffic.
2. Signal clearing when undertaking difficult maneuvres
3. Use caution in damp conditions
4. Do not signal your timing to other drivers through use of the horn.
5. Watch out for bollards
6. Always use make sure you're equipment is in good order. An officer of the law may request the inspection of your rubbers, and you may get points on your licence if the tread is worn.
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 7, 1999
And you may get more then you bargain for if you suffer a blow-out!!!
shazz
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 7, 1999
Silly baron! The trust bit was more or less the point
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 7, 1999
7: NEVER try to navigate "humps" in anything smaller tha a "C" body Chrysler!
NM
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 7, 1999
8:And don't attempt them with your exhaust slung low.In other words...only use in cold weather!
shazz
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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 7, 1999
The car is old....the exhaust is ALWAYS "slung low"!
NM
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Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 8, 1999
In an effort to make sure the male arse isn't displayed in all it's gory reality to traffic, I think one should let the female of the species do the driving when engaging in traffic humps. Preferably, with her shirt off...
da Baron A goldfish in every pocket!
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Vladimir Posted Oct 8, 1999
Look Shazz! Dirt! Filth!
Expose the Baron for what he is!
(Although preferably not his rump)
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Merkin Posted Oct 8, 1999
The number of pile ups that would cause would be astonishing!!
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 8, 1999
AHAH!!Yep,that has been duly *lifted* for publication!
shazz
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- 41: Peta (Oct 6, 1999)
- 42: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 6, 1999)
- 43: shazzPRME (Oct 6, 1999)
- 44: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 6, 1999)
- 45: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 6, 1999)
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- 47: Merkin (Oct 7, 1999)
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- 51: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 7, 1999)
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