A Conversation for h2g2's Funky (and rather seedy) Disco

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Post 8301

Deep Doo Doo

I could wave some socks at you Deaks - that'll cool you down. How much are you paying?smiley - biggrin


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Post 8302

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

*rummages in cupboard and pulls out Bottle of Domestos and throws it in hot tub*
That should do it even better!

*gets Marigolds on and prepares to go in!*


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Post 8303

designmonkey AKA George The Gay Hippo

AAAARGHH!
Deakie you almost killed my filth fish!
*fishes him out and puts him back in pocket*
Poor Filthy


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Post 8304

spitfire1313

That lass is so brave!

Im finishing early so see you tomorrow folks


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Post 8305

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Bye Part-timer! You still in siesta mode?smiley - biggrin

Jeez its hot after cleaning that pool out but it's perfect now. D, you can cool me down by wafting that big fan at me but come near me with those socks and I'll not be responsible for my actionssmiley - laugh

I'll have to think on your wages! What kinda number were you thinking of?


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Post 8306

Deep Doo Doo

10 pence per sock, per hour!!!smiley - biggrin


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Post 8307

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

*lugs in a big electric fan from the house*

S'ok, this will do the job perfectly at no cost and I won't have to think about your socks!!!!smiley - yuk


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Post 8308

spitfire1313

Morning Everybody - and its not a good one so I dont want to hear about what glorious weather you are having. I am a smiley - steaming mood but will try not to take it out on you!

smiley - grrsmiley - grr


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Post 8309

chromecoveredclone

morning spit!

smiley - hug

hope it's all ok or that something cheers you up soon.

*keeps George and his diamonte thong away for a few minutes*

morning all t'others.


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Post 8310

Ermintrude

Morning Spit,

Just count yourself lucky that you didn't go to the races yesterday, win on the first 3 nags and then blow £60 on the last 3 races, at least I managed to cry into my beer until 0030.

DM,

I did notice you taking my name in vain on Mon but was too busy to correct you,

Chromey, Cheers for pointing DM on the path of truth and light.

Ellie,

You got any of those bacon sarnies left over as I am starving!

Cheers,

E-L


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Post 8311

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

Morning everyone, if there is anyone here smiley - smiley


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Post 8312

spitfire1313

I'm here

(but not nice to know)


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Post 8313

spitfire1313

E-L

In the absence of Deaks the Goddess of the Bacon Sarnie, I had a go for you.

The bread is a bit curly (just chip the green bits off), the was no butter in the fridge and bacon is well charred.

Don't you dare complain!

smiley - chef - (I make Gordon Ramsey quake in his boots)


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Post 8314

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

Spit, that sounds good to me, any spares going with a bit of cheese?


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Post 8315

Deep Doo Doo

Morning guys and gals!!smiley - smiley

Spit, something bothering you hun??smiley - hug


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Post 8316

spitfire1313

*robs mouse trap of piece of mouldy, furry cheddar and throws it at Ferret*

Morning 3D


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Post 8317

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - laugh Thanks Spit. *Gobbles the mouldy cheese* smiley - biggrin


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Post 8318

spitfire1313

Going for a fag to calm down - coming Ferret?


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Post 8319

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

Already there smiley - winkeye


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Post 8320

spitfire1313

That's Better!

(and breathe)

smiley - smiley


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