h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

there's no need to go to the pub then!

Theres always a need to go to the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spit welcome home hun it just wasn't the same without you Ohhh & thanks for the stuffed donkey R'Cedric will have a field day.

@ work, i thought more responsibility more spare play time, but noooooo not for me more responsibility=more work

back at work too! My not like this promotion lark either!

What time you here till Deaks? Is it 8.15pm over there?

Nope, its same time as you. Its an hour behind Spain for some reason! So its 7.30 now! gonna be here for bout an other hour then i'm going home to sit in a cold bath for some time!

What time do you start girl you sure seem to do long shifts! I thought 10-8pm was a shite shift.

Usually bout 9am!!! I do get a very long lunch break though, usually bout 2 hours. And I can work the hours that I want to most days so it's my choice to work a bit longer through the week so that I can have most of the weekends off.

I have one of those jobs where the more work you do, the bigger the pile gets!

I'm in first! Yay!

Ah ha!! I fixed it - normal service has resumed...

YOU fixed it????? Hmmmmmmm

*not believing that story for a minute*

Oh look - they have given the place a fresh coat of paint!

Oooh and that dodgy drain in the ladies has been fixed!

Honest peeps, you can come in now! S'all fixed and clean!

I don't like the smell of the new paint...

Stop ruddy complaining! In 2 hours, the nice maintenence men have fixed the pipes, put in new windows, cleaned the carpets, painted the walls, given the ball a bit of a clean, reupholstered all the sticky sofas and restocked the bar!

And you complain about the paint smell! Pah!

*squirts a bit of Glade around and opens the windows a bit cos its hot*

.......... and they restocked the fridge and filled up the optics!

*staggers in kicking over pots of paint and scattering pages of 'The Sun' everywhere*
Morning all,
I like what they did with the place.
nice walls.
How is everyone?

They've all gone out and can't get back in, George! Its just taken me 20 mins to get through the doors and I hired the darn bouncers! Thats their pay rise frozen!!!

Apart from that, I'm splendid, how's you?

Yeah I was the same I went to look around, everything went weird and I've just got back in.
H2G2 is BROKEN!
apart from that I'm good I'm trying to arrange a FREE weekend at Glastonbury! (Working in a pizza tent although you don't work all he day) should be good.

Afternoon George

Are we fixed now?