h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

C i love ya babes!

but if you even try to defend your evil bitch whore of a sister i will cut you up into iccle bitty peices!

Dare we ask what she did?

not in public dear!

suffice is to say she has pissed me off so much i would quite happily beat her to death with my hands!

so you didn't get on with her then...................?

CCC - you must so be looking forward to Christmas Dinner this year!

What happened to the castle builders? I'm not living in a half built castle!

I want a princessly tower to myself so that I can entertain any man brave enough to get past the fierce dragon I will have stationed on the bottom floor!

I'll be outside said princessly tower selling dragon nip, if anyone wants some!

why not try it on the EG, george?

wouldnt that have to be hippo nip?

She IS a bit of a dragon come to think of it!

*pootles off too yell.com to look up Dragon nip wholesalers*

afternoon all.

hola Spit!

's off to blow up some more schools

George, why are you with this girl if she's evil and nags and is a dragon? There are lots of lovely girls out there..............unless you are a complete minger as well as a gay straight hippo in which case, hang on to her!

*s like hell up the stairs of the princessly tower before she gets hit!*

Hola Morty!



Enjoy your hols?

splendid hols! even managed a ride on a camel!

She's got her good points Deakie, I just can't find 'em.
I'm not too bad looking I wouldn't say I'm a minger as such.

Geporge, how long have you been going out with her, cos if its taken you longer than a few days to find her good points then I'd be seriously reconsidering the whole thing!

If you're not a minger then there may be a lovely young woman waiting for you to give her a call! One who doesn't nag!

5 Years!

Thats a worry!

that is a worry!

Did she nag when you first met her? Have you considered couple counselling? Do you live together?

*Deakie puts on her Dr Ruth coat and sits waiting patiently for George to answer trying to look like a good therapist and not just a nosy sod*

Yeah we do live together,
She just nags a lot really (she didn't when we first met), it's not too much of a problem. really.
Deakie Take your Dr Ruth coat off it's too warm.
when we first met I was unemployed (and for a long time after that) once I started working was when the Nagging really kicked in, I think thats weird don't know if you do.

*takes off coat before she expires with the heat*

Phhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Tis roasting and nasty and clammy here!

S'not weird at all! We're women, you're not supposed to understand us!