A Conversation for h2g2's Funky (and rather seedy) Disco

Beer Garden

Post 1

eloisa

smiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - empty
Well, it's a beautiful day. Summer is not yet over, the trees are full of fruit, birds are singing sweetly and drinking outside always feels more decadent and less seedy!
So out here on this patch of slightly parched grass with its green slimed water feature and borders all colourful with discarded crisp packets I have set out some of those tables with the benches attached, blue plastic ashtrays and some Greene King Ale umbrellas in order to eke out those last few days of good weather.
So put aside your working lives, turn away from your monitors and come outside. The beer's on draught and I've ordered the wasps.
You know you want to.
smiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - emptysmiley - antsmiley - bluebutterflysmiley - alesmiley - crispssmiley - empty


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Post 2

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Is there a barbeque? I'll come if there's a bbq. Tis my new mission in life to have one.

Very pretty border by the way.....smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Deep Doo Doo

You mean you *still* want one after the hot-dog incident? smiley - ill


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Post 4

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

I want one of the gas pack ones for your tail gate parties and cooking on the balcony!!! (as the advert said) Go get me one, boy, and I'll be nice!


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Post 5

spitfire1313

Oh I like the look of this - wasps or no wasps

Something icy cold, long and refreshing please


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Post 6

eloisa

Beer? Cider with ice? Vodka and cranberry?

Imagination has run out now. smiley - bubbly?


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Post 7

Bedwilldo

As long as the drinks haven't run out we're OK


smiley - biggrin


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Post 8

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

How about some rose wine with a smidge of lemonade in it to make it all a bit lambrini-ish? I'm in that kinda mood!


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Post 9

Bedwilldo

It looks like my garden out here!

I think it's the parched grass the slimy water feature and the crisp packets that do it smiley - rofl


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Post 10

eloisa

Never going to happen dear boy! D'you want some of this fizzy stuff ? I've got plenty. Got Polly staying with me but she keeps saying she's going to bed. Lightweight!


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Post 11

Bedwilldo

Lambrini?

Blimey, you'll be dancing 'round your handbag next Deaks

smiley - laugh


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Post 12

eloisa

I haven't got a handbag. Got a huge great rucksack I could dance round if you like.


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Post 13

Bedwilldo

I think I'll stick to some of the good ol' beery onessmiley - winkeye


All those fizzy ones just make me burpsmiley - biggrin


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Post 14

eloisa

Bed's a gas monster.
Giggle.


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Post 15

Bedwilldo

You can only dance round your rucksack if it's white smiley - laugh


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Post 16

eloisa

Na, tis black. Like most other things in my wardrobe.
That reminds me, I must let that man out of my wardrobe.


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Post 17

Bedwilldo

Well the smiley - monster bit is right anywaysmiley - laugh


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Post 18

Bedwilldo

What was he doing in your wardrobe?


May be I don't want to know smiley - laugh


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Post 19

Bedwilldo

I'm off to bed!

'Night all


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Post 20

eloisa

Yep, me too. I'll take him a cheese toastie to tide him over till morning.


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