h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There are Mordors in Middle earth.

A LOTR / Taggart cross-over?

"There's been a Mordor Inspector Taggart!"

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Oops.

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If someone killed Sauron, but no one knew who did it, would that be a Mordor mystery?

If Sauron had a disco party, would that be Mordor on the Dance Floor?

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I like a revolving door too, when it's big enough for me and my wheelchair to fit in - a simple pleasure to follow a curve.

There is still some ritual courtesy though - one time I encouraged someone to go first, then I went round, but they stopped right in front of the doorway so I couldn't get far out of the compartment. They said, "Wow, I didn't think you'd fit in there! Isn't it dangerous though?" just as the partition caught my wheel and pushed me sideways a bit. Cue the person saying, "I told you - it is dangerous"

A few people like to hold an automatic door open for me, but I don't rush if I'm far away. What I do tend to do is if someone opens a non-automatic door that I just happen to be next to, I will go through it, even though it often means I have to open the door myself when they've gone to go back to where I was...

I thank them for it, too... If there are a number of doors in quick succession, like there were in one building I worked in, and one person holds them open for me I will say thank you, then cheers or something like that, then I'll just smile and nod and if there are other doors after that, we will end up laughing.