h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK. theoretically I think this would work. but. haven'te yet tried it... what have I failed to consider as a complete disaster in the idea?:

1. beard/moustache oil worked in to my moustache.
2. flitter glitter lots of glitter, sprinkled over.
3. hairspray to fix it.

Would that even work? is that/this even a thing? I think a glittery/sparkly moustache has to be the future.

A sort of mousjazzle?

PP.

Half the population is going to be left out, unless women decide to get false mustaches. Maybe Groucho will come back from the dead to lead the new fashion trend?

Over half the population. I've tried Movember a couple of times – I even gave it until the end of January one year - but I just can't grow a moustache.

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These are already a thing. Quite fashionably so. Unless you really go over the top so no-one can mistake where your tongue is beneath that beard - you might come across as 'trying to be cool'. I suggest having a little Robin nesting in there too.

Similarly, these are also a thing. Don't allow your lack of underbeard to be a problem, just apply glitter to the face in the appropriate areas. A la Groucho Marx.

- Oddly I could never grow a moustache or beard either, until I went from male to female last year. err... seriously, my testostserone went to zero (they couldn't measure it), and the next thing I knew, I grew me a moustache (mind, that was after the IM testosteorne injections) now it seems to grow, of its own volition, even when my testosterone levels drop low enough to put me back into the menipause - I figured it was the right time to grown a moustache, as I'd just become a full time transvestite, every girl should have one. must go buy some glitter and strong hairspray tomorrow

A lot of pictures of Groucho were someone else with heavy black eyebrows and a mustache.

This thread reminds me of a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF3fwp_VrdQ

Barbara Cook at her most glittery.

Yes, you can't generalise about men/women when it comes to facial hair. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8384415/ Here's Little Bear Schwarz. Nice photo of her there, with her black beard and lilac hair

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/122191809042?lpid=122&chn=ps&adgroupid=40264840447&rlsatarget=pla-260581907002&adtype=pla&poi=&googleloc=1006598&device=c&campaignid=672517669&crdt=0

PP.

I really like that link, PP.

I got to get me that glitter. It'll be perfect for the gay nightclub this Saturday I'll be the .... weirdest transvestite there

Lattice o'coincidence... Yesterday I saw a very similar set of glittery bearded men posted on an unrelated "friend"s boofcake page.

Glittery bearded men is a bit stranger than a plate o'shrimp.






LINK: http://youtu.be/4ToUAkEF_d4 (for those that haven't memorized my journal entries over the last decade and a half.)

Wasn't Roy Wood doing this in about 1972?

I don't know what Roy Wood do if he were performing now. He was a co-founder of Electric Light orchestra.

I think the moustache is now nearly long enough for moustache wax, so I can shape it - not gona quite be a handlebar moustache yet... but... soon.... and with glitter.... and maybe some ribbons in it... or at least some little silver bells Its definately the 'in-look' for this seasons, I'm sure... all girls will want one soon ...

Roy Wood is still going strong over here Paulh

And that's a good thing!