h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Progress Bar.
The Space Bar.
The General Ack Bar.
The Considerably Lowered Bar.
The Bar One.

Where would you like to drink?

You can't get drunk at the Anti-Roll Bar

Do you mean the Admiral Ack Bar?

The Pushitfurther Inn.
The Pub Licknew Ditty.
The Windy Gutt Lodge.
The Tavern TaClue.

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Admiral. Of course. Silly me.
And well done for lowering the ... well... bar.

My first choice, above all others, would be the Chocolate Bar.

The Jewish themed bar...Bar Mitzvah.

Pub Lo-Picasso
The Sand Bar
The Doctoriz Inn
Lounge Lizard

Always wanted to own a pub called 'The Broken Arms'.

The Soap Bar might be a slippery slope... or filled with TV shows.

"The Sand Bar"

That one's real. It's in the studenty part of Manchester, and it's a cracking boozer.

For goodness sake, DON'T go to the Admiral Ack Bar!! It's a... well, you know what it is.

You don't need to worry about the door staff, they look intimidating but they're friendly really, at the Bar Kizworsethanhisbite.

For drunken ramblings in iambic pentameter, you'll be wanting to visit the Bar Duvavon.

One place that serves incredibly good German beers is the Wunder Bar. (Bindun, shurely?)

Bod character themed pub? The Bar Limow.

This could run and run...

(Imaginary bars I'd actually like to visit? The one in "Two and a half men". It always seems packed to the rafters with quality totty with low self-esteem and daddy issues...)

Near Bordeaux, on the Atlantic coast in SW France, is a posh beach resort called Cap Ferret. (pronounced Ferré)

I have often thought about opening a Yorkshire themed pub there, and calling it the Flat Cap and Ferret.

sprout

There is one in Göteborg named Rumpan Bar.

Bar can also mean Bare, and rumpan is where your back ends and your legs start.

I once photocopied my, er... rumpan..., and taped the result to the front of the fruit machine in the pub where I was working at the time, thus creating an arse bandit.

What can I say, I was young.

Is anyone surprised?

They couldn't keep me away fron the 'Bar None'.... if I really wanted to go there.

There's a Barley Mow quite close to where I live: will that do you Hoo?

Milla. I know where Linnegatan is and will check it out.

Only eleven quid for a beer, eh?

The Crow bar...but it's got a bad reputation.

The bar bar black sheep...clientelle of misfits and eccentrics..that might be worth a go.

defo not The Bar Humbug....damn miserable place by all accounts.

Good ones!