h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do we develop our own acts? This actually sounds like fun.

Certainly! But don't ask me, I'm busy hunting rhino with a BB gun.

I'm probably going to write song lyrics that don't fit any actual song. That will give people the chance to imagine whatever tune they want as long as it fits the words.

nice!

Can I steal Reg Livermore's 'Betty Blokk Buster'?

Although Tim Curry did it even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUjJXxoGy4&feature=fvst

I'll be the lead actor in a Western where at least 42 blameless extras are slaughtered before the opening credits.

Helena Catsuit is mine. Enjoy the mental images folks!

Oh, come on. If you're going to use that first name, your last name HAS to be Handcart, doesn't it?

That'd be cheating since a friend of mine does drag using that name.

I think that rather makes my point!

Girls have it easier. They just have to stuff a couple of socks down their knickers. We boys have to manoeuvre our dingly danglers between our thighs so they all face backwards. I have no idea how you're meant to achieve this. I shall have to keep trying.

With puppies like mine, it's NOT easy.

I think I'd be totally unoritgional and just steal the ... drag/strip act I last saw in central Station hmmm.... you were left in no uncertanty as to the real gender/sex of the person on the stage by the end of the act... Most... undignified... especially what he did to the member of the audience... why do they never select me from the audience at such times

"why do they never select me from the audience at such times"

I have absolutely no idea, 2Legs.