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Cheerful Dragon

I know nothing about military mix-ups, but 'the pellet with the poison' pre-dates the scene in "'Allo, 'Allo" by about 30 years!


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Post 22

kuzushi


A bit like Ant and Dec really.


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Post 23

KB

Pizzle, eh? You can make walking sticks from bulls' ones, you know.


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Post 24

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

I'd have thought that would be dangerous. The bull's sure to complain.


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Post 25

Taff Agent of kaos



not if you have a couple of fingers in his ring!!!smiley - yikes

smiley - bat


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Post 26

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

I'd be concerned if anyone other than 2legs was brave enough to try that though. smiley - winkeye


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Post 27

KB

http://cgi.ebay.com/UNUSUAL-WEIRD-BULL-PENIS-WALKING-CANE-/200611264498?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2eb55cf7f2


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Post 28

swl

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Post 29

KB

smiley - laugh I did notice that, yes. Isn't it a bit late to be thinking contraception?


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Post 30

Taff Agent of kaos

protestant cane

no surender!!!!!

smiley - bat


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Post 31

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

I think I speak for most people her when I say 'Ewwwwww!'


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Post 32

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

her? Dear Bob, HERE, man HERE!


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Post 33

nortirascal

Bracketing, Taffsmiley - winkeye

One long, one short and you know the next one's coming straight down the chimney, or pizzle if you prefer smiley - wah


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Post 34

Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

So the old teachers' mortar board... because the old-school teaches could bash the kids together when they mis-behaved? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 35

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Mortar, part of the ties that bind. School ties, that is. smiley - run


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