h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and some (apparently) blokes never grow out of needing to hear that reasurance, either!



Still, nowt as queer as folk, eh?

That's because burps and farts are clever and amusing, allegedly.

Surely, surely no-one's as green as they're cabbage looking to believe that?

(heard on a radio broadcast, by an Irish comedian at the end of his performance)

"Good Night and: "May you all be in heaven, for half an hour, before the Devil knows you're dead"

I heard a comedian say something like this:

Do you know how to tell the difference between an Australian accent, a New Zealand accent and a South African accent? The Australian accent is whiney and irritating, the New Zealand accent is shrill and annoying...and the South African accent is














*evil*




Blanket apologies...

Thank you for you contributions

Thank you for your contributions

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

A couple of stones short of a circle.

Silence is golden

Grey hairs are silver.









(just made that one up )

Milla

Life is like a pubic hair on the rim of a toilet
Sooner or later you get pissed off

new badge I just bought today:

I'm surrounded by idiots!

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by a bunch of turkeys.

As dull as ditchwater

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Thank you despair.com Until later...
BCNU - Crescent

There are no wong answers just wrong questions

As stupid as, as mind-numbingly boring as, as crushingly dull as...

Oh, you know.

RF

Don't speak of the

Milla

When someone is standing in front of the television:

I know you are a pane but I can't see through you.