h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I suppose a peeled cucumber would be soothing after an unpeeled plantain.

With plantains...everyone knows they're better when they're black.

For BoBs sake don't peel the bannannannannanna or much mess will result.... or so I've been told
gherkin? your sick... real sick.... no gherkin deserves that* fate

Plus...the vinegar would smart.

Hmmm. I wonder if there are any men out there who'd feel uncomfortable sleeping in the same room as a fruitbowl?

No.... But I've known fruit bowls that were real uncomfetable sleeping in the same room as me

I'd feel uncomfortable sleep so close to something so... healthy.

Trust me, there's some pretty un-healthy things you can do with a well-stocked bowl of fruit Or, at least, so I've been told
Mind, even I was slightly to hear of a friends adventures with an apple..... apparently the key was to peel it slightly and generate a slightly more 'pointed' section at one end of it

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Ripe, juicy mangos.

The best way to eat them is in the nude, in a shower. Or with someone else on hand to lick off the juice.

Err why on earth was my post yikesed...what hootoo DOESN'T do well, treat people like adults in interesting debate. Well cluck it, I'll unsub for a bit.

Well, perplexing things over-night:

ed says something about God making Kentucky and then some stuff about Brazilians doing Kung Fu in St. Augustine of Hippo's big theological treatise.