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Taff Agent of kaos Started conversation Feb 28, 2009
we always see in the papers jesus apearing on a slice of toast or the virgin mary on a dirty shower curtain
has anyone seen a non religious "miracle" picture????
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 28, 2009
Um, kinda... though it's a bit of an oxymoron.
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/11/15/charles-darwin-appar.html
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Feb 28, 2009
cant see it here at work will look at home later,
yes it is an oxymoron but it was the easiest way to discribe it,
KISS i always say, Keep, It, Simple, Stupid,
and anyway we all know its just the brain trying to find paterns, just like the canals of mars
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 28, 2009
Someone apparently looked up from a bird feeder to the miraculous apparition of Chazzy D where the limb of a tree had been cut away.
And there's a picture that is just as convincing as those of a "real miracle".
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taliesin Posted Feb 28, 2009
"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring" said Chapman. "Then to my amazement I saw the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs with their changing shades emanating outwards from the center of the black hole. It was identical to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang." "It's the beginning of the world!" he added.
-- http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html
Or perhaps..
"I have never felt closer to Darwin's ideas," said zoologist Fred Granger, who waited in line for 16 hours to view the stain. "May his name be praised and his theories on natural selection echo in all the halls of naturalistic observation forever."
-- http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin
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Mrs Zen Posted Feb 28, 2009
Well, I keep on thinking I can see noodly appendages whenever I have Italian food.
Does that count?
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 28, 2009
Of course it does. The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave us pasta in it's myriad forms so we could never forget his divine providence.
Those that say that HE was made-up and got his name from a pre-existing food simply don't understand. And deny HIS power and mystery and big meaty balls of TRUTH!
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Icy North Posted Feb 28, 2009
Someone once had a friesian cow with a black patch which looked remarkably like football pundit Jimmy Hill (it's true!). I can't find it on Google, though.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 28, 2009
"big meaty balls of TRUTH"
That has* to be a front page quote
I hear the voices of dead people, does that count? Oh, and I once had a piece of toast with butter, wich was the spitting immage of James Blunt...
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NPY Posted Feb 28, 2009
Was just going to ask if there'd been any relgious images that weren't angels or Christ or Mary? Do you see Buddah in your foam? I know that Mohammed won't be making any appearances though.
Don't think James Blunt comes into that, but good to hear he's making appearances outside the TV.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Feb 28, 2009
I once saw a potato that looked remarkably like Phil Collins.
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TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Feb 28, 2009
Mohammad hasn't appeared, of course, but the Arabic writing of Allah did appear as a pattern in a cut marrow or something.
TRiG.
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Xanatic Posted Feb 28, 2009
That has appeared on lot´s of things actually. Fish, tomatoes, clouds.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 28, 2009
With reference to the subject title: Sounds lovely. When can we start?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Mar 1, 2009
This is even better than the toast link...
http://www.satireandcomment.com/0508conversion.html
t.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 1, 2009
.
Returning to the question in post#1:
>> ...has anyone seen a non religious "miracle" picture???? <<
Is there a prize for the correct answer? No, alright
then the answer's Yes, if short films (15 minute) and
musicals count. It has to be Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'.
~j~
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 1, 2009
turvy's link:
http://www.satireandcomment.com/0508conversion.html
is laugh out loud hilarious I give it 3 bellylaffs!
~j~
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anhaga Posted Mar 1, 2009
'has anyone seen a non religious "miracle" picture????'
The closest I've come is every morning. I look out the window and there it is! A material universe!
what more evidence do we need?
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NPY Posted Mar 1, 2009
A material universe? Rather than an immaterial one I suppose. Or are you living in a parallell universe made of denim?
Though surely it's the people (or at least some of them) who are the materialistic ones. Don't see too many cows worrying about whether their bell was made by Gucci or grass getting cut wash and blow dry from Vidal Sassoon.
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- 1: Taff Agent of kaos (Feb 28, 2009)
- 2: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 28, 2009)
- 3: Taff Agent of kaos (Feb 28, 2009)
- 4: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 28, 2009)
- 5: taliesin (Feb 28, 2009)
- 6: Mrs Zen (Feb 28, 2009)
- 7: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 28, 2009)
- 8: Icy North (Feb 28, 2009)
- 9: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 28, 2009)
- 10: NPY (Feb 28, 2009)
- 11: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Feb 28, 2009)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 28, 2009)
- 13: TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office (Feb 28, 2009)
- 14: Xanatic (Feb 28, 2009)
- 15: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 28, 2009)
- 16: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Mar 1, 2009)
- 17: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 1, 2009)
- 18: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 1, 2009)
- 19: anhaga (Mar 1, 2009)
- 20: NPY (Mar 1, 2009)
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