h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tull is not Thor. He may be heavily based upon Thor, but he doesn't have a beard.

"

*You're* Thor? I can hardly walk!

"

Me no geddit.

The god Thor comes down to earth. Meets a lady in a bar. Goes home with her. They have a night of passionate sex...best she's ever had...went on all night...they don't call him 'The Hammer of the Gods' for nothing.

Only - later back in Valhalla, he has a pang of conscience. No mere mortal is ever going to live up to him. He'd better go back and explain.

So he says to her:
'There's something I have to tell you...I'm Thor.'
And she says...

etc. etc.

Oh it's one those...

Hrm...

Are Valkyrie deities? Or are they sort of not-quites?

Anyway, I think I'd rather be Death or Time.

Or perhaps, maybe, Freya?

Loki's a good one to do. I like the archetype. Chaos, the joker, the fool, the balancing influence... It's fun but I dont think I could pull it off. Cant see Loki having boobs...

Not strictly a deity but I'd like to be able to dress as Morpheus. Sadly I'd have more luck doing Despair.
Still maybe I'll meet a Delirium or Death or lock me in basement until I have requisite emaciate looks.

I don't have enough eyes to be Blind Io.

I might go for Manwe Sulimo.

TRiG.

Anoia.

After getting caught in the rain half an hour ago, my hair is doing a damn fine impression of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at this precise moment.

glad it's not just mine that does that!!! (p.s. complete with meatballs?)

If the knots and 'tuggies' caused by trying to brush out damp, frizzy hair count as meatballs, then yep, I have those too!

Thank Bob for hair straighteners!

There is only one true god.
But he's every wear. And one doesn't want to be over dressed.


~jwf~

I am the god of Hell Fire and I bring you...Fire.

~Aslan

Sauron

I think I would dress up as a border collie. Intelligent, lively, prone to bad spelling...