h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since I snorted my tea after reading "Bilbo found it... in Gollum's badger!" I thought it would be worth starting a Badger quotes thread rather than disturb the film one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=626816&skip=60&show=20 And if anyone does not agree then "Frankly my dear, I don't give a badger." "Luke, I am your Badger" "My name is Maximus Dessimus Merdius...father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my badger...in this life of the next."

You can smoke it in certain designated badgers...

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty badger!"

"You lucky lucky Badger"

"It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."

"What have the Badgers ever done for us?"

"Which one of you is Badger of Nazareth?"

"Spare a badger for an old ex-leper."

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Centurion : What's this, then? "Meles meles eunt domus"? People called Badger, they go, the house?
Brian : It says, "Badgers go home."

NB: My Latin really IS crap. So if this is actually totally wrong in the context of being right in being wrong within the correct quote could they put up the correct wrong version please.

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"Fly, you badgers!" Gandalf again... on (or rather, haning on to) the bridge of Khazad Dûm.

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my badger. If any of are unconvinced a particular plan of badger is the wisest, please tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I promise you here and now that no badger will ever be taboo. Except for the badger that was just under discussion. Now, if any of you sons of badgers got anythings else to sa, NOW IS THE BADGERING TIME...!" O Ren Ishi I, in Kill Bill part 1.

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One day a rain's gonna come and wash all these badgers off the streets...

You Badgered it for her, Badger it again

"Of all the badgers in all the world, she had to walk into mine"

"I just ... can't... stand... badgers..."

"Nice badger..."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a badger"

"this is my badger, this is my gun
this is for badgering, this is for fun"

"please sir, can I have some badger?"

"ever dance with a badger on a pale moon night?"

"everytown has a badger street!"

"big bada badger"

"And what were the badgers doing clarece?"

"I`ll be badger"

"My badger, My Badger!"

"We have such badgers to show you!"

"The badgers his uncle?"

"Thats not a badger! This is a badger!"

"Bad badgers, Bad badgers, what ya gonna do what ya gonna do when they come for you!?"

"You can`t handle the badger!"

"I live my life a quater badger at a time"

"what is the badger?"

"I`ll make him a badger he can`t refuse!"

"whats this?
the remnants of a most unsatisfying badger,
still you're here to change all of that, aren`t you?"

Make my day, Badger

"You badgered my wife"

'I'm sorry badger, I can't let you do that'.

'In space no one hears you badger'.

'one small step for badger, one giant leap for badgerkind'.

'What do you mean badgers alive? d dispach war rocket badger to bring back his body'.

'Same badger, differnet day'.

'No badger shirlock'.

'Bring me the head and badger of....'.

'Many a man hath more badger than whitt'.

What light through younder badger shines'.

'Romeoo, romeo, why for arth though badger.'.

'I'll badger what she had'.

'Of all the badgers ...'.

'Stop waving those badgers at me'.

'Your only supposed to blow the b****y badgers off'.

'I know his badger'.

'badger dudes'.

Let me have Badgers about me that are fat, sleek-headed Badgers and, such as sleep o’nights. Yond 2legs has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much, such Badgers are dangerous.

Heeeeeerrrrrrre'ss...........Badger!

If they have no bread, let them eat badger.

Ceci n'est pas un blaireau.

"life is like a box of badgers..."

This badger is no more. He has ceased to be.... THIS IS AN EX-BADGER!