h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the dificulty of working out which item in my basket is not elilgible for free delivery, and for the hastle of trying to figure out which item to put in instead

I blame 2legs for my book. It's clearly his fault why it's such a pain in the arse to get it in an organised state for me to continue editing!

'organised state'? pah! throw it in any random order.... it'll make it more surreal if nothing else......

I blame 2legs for Body Shop coconut exfoliating body scrub. - I think I've fallen in love with it

I also blame 2legs for quandrys over which flogger design to use for the first leather flogger I'm going to make...... and for the clear need to buy more leather to make more differnt designs for floggers....

I blame 2legs for neckhurts and shoulderhurts. Computers and microscope are not friends today

I blame 2legs for distances meaning I can't be there, to give you a relaxing bubble-bath, and massage to help ease the shoulders/neck ache, and headache...

I blame 2legs for 5 O-clock shaddows at 11 AM, due to my shaving in the evening rather than in the morning I also blame 2legs for my discovery that my 'ladyshave', although utterly useless on legs, actually works as a perfectly decent electric mens shaver

I blame 2legs for melting the Freddo I was given at Font yesterday. Well it can't have been the cup of tea's fault, must have been 2legs...

Freddos! Freddos! Freddos! not fair! I blame 2legs for my addiction to eating Freddos in the font

I'm blaming 2legs for h2g2 not being available to me for most of the day. I've not seen anything about it anywhere else. Nobody has explained it or accepted responsibility. It has to be 2legs' fault.

We're making sure we've found the correct cause of the issue, and that we've resolved it properly before putting out an announcement.

Suffice as to say, we blame 2legs

I tried to post a "blame" to that effect, but it didn't get through.

Pastey

I blame 2legs for fixing the problem with h2g2! come on.... if I'd not sent Pastey that DM on twitter.... recomendeing to use a hammer to repair it....

I blame 2legs for the unruly weather.

Yesterday snowstorm, today rainstorm - with all the snow melted into puddles.

and... next it'll go megga cold... and all that water will freeze! be careful, it'll get so slippery! I blame 2legs for snow and ice and for tiredness and my having woken way too early, and for my being boared..... and for my solution to boaredness and being tired, being that I'm about to go make bread.... partially at least for an excuse to have the oven on and warm the place up a bit

I blame 2legs for the recent lack of blames

I blame 2legs for tiredness... and my having to go out tonight... even though it looks wet and horrible outside

I blame 2legs for all bills I paid earlier this evening.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I can't think of anything to blame 2legs for!

I blame 2legs for the hangover I have, and for my already having recieved the threat of one punishment for this... and... my posting this information here... almost certainly meaning I'll get a second punishment oo

I also blame 2legs for ... hunger.... but it still being a bit too early for lunch/breakfast

I blame 2legs for an utterly pointless night of non-sleep typically, happening the night before today, when I have to go and do a little bit of accessibility testing paid work, for the first time in ages... I just wanna sleep

I blame 2legs for constantly getting very heavy colds which has stopped me completed my Hobbit homework and start on my Norse Mythology homework assignments.