h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my local fish/aquarium shop closing down today & no loaches left

I blame 2legs for the bluddy gigantic very heavy (probably over 10 KG or more I recon), HiFi amp I just nearly broke my back carrying back from the second hand electrical store that oughta be closer to me than where it is I blame 2legs for the bewildering array of speaker circuits inputs, knobs, switches and dials on the new amp, and the designer pressumbably having been someone who worked in a previous job on designing armoured tanks I blame 2legs for contemplating of how strong shelves are

I blame 2legs for the distinct lack of unhealthy snack-foods in my cupboard.

I'll just have to have some olives with my tonight.

RF

I blame 2legs for my tank going green

>> I blame 2legs for my tank going green <<

That's how the army disguises them against the background.

Oh, I see. tank.

RF

very droll!

I blame 2legs that I stayed up until I was way past tired last night and bid for things on ebay.

I blame 2legs that my stomach has felt like it's going to implode all day resulting in me blaming 2legs.

i blame 2legs for the fact that my hair is now blue!

I blame 2legs for my neverending cold and for aching shoulders.

I dont know mr 2legs but id like to blame him for leaving me and about another 20+ passengers stranded for about 1 1/2 hours when our train on the heart of wales line ran out of fuel yesterday morning.

I blame 2legs for my being upstairs while my chocolate chip cookies are downstairs.

I blame 2legs for my chocolate chip cookies still being in the shop up the hill.

I blame 2legs for misinformation and resultant bols from managers... But thinking about it, If 2legs can stand being blamed when it's not his fault, so can I

I blame 2legs for laundry, job interviews that don't look like job interviews and for the lack of food in the house, and the terrential rain outside, and my not knowing if I shoudl go to the pub tonight or not in light of having a non/offical/job/interview thing tomorrow by the looks of it

I blame 2legs for this being the type of place where the (rumored) severing of one fiber optic cable can shut down the internet for the entire county. (Obviously, it's working once again.)

I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for early mornings, pecarino cheese, salami and job interviews

I blame 2legs for a sordid night in a posh hotel that cost me £75!

I blames 2legs for all the things I didn't get a chance to do..

I also blame 2legs for useless men that blow hot and cold, text when they feel like it, keep you guessing and have you all paranoid, all the time.

And as an afterthought I blame 2legs for me being in this situation in the first place...

I blame 2legs for your not taking 2legs up on his offer of a saudri night in a hotel I blame 2legs for job interviews that don't look like job interviews, salami induced ingidestion and having to change out of comfetable shorts and shirt into suit and tie