h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame to egs for the wonderful act called spaming and that thankfully we can't do it here

I blame 2letgs for getting egg on his shirt at lunchtime today due to having egg and bacon on toast for lunch I blame 2legs for 3 sausges 3slicesbread and loadsaoventroastedskinonwedges

I blame 2legs for me deciding 'Nah, I don't need to wait for the C2 bus, I can walk it'. I'd forgotten how ridiculously hilly that bit between Highgate Hill West and Archway is. At least I now know exactly how unfit I am.

I'm well fit me... fit for the knackers I blame 2legs for my being unfit... no... I blame the sausges for that... and the sausges are 2legs fault

I blame 2legs for . . .the fact that i was born with two legs!!

I blame 2legs for manfold incarnations of the night time hour and the passing wind of careless thoughts, and whispering trees with hovering neeldes and reverent cascades of golden darkness, and of the hoovertime

I blame 2legs for noisy tomatoes. And for the fact that once he's changed his tagline, this won't make any sense.

I blame 2legs for my Email not working for some strange reason and my not being able to send of the report I've written to get me dosh I blame 2legs for my having to buy a differnt shapoo from what I normally use as that was the bestist one they had in and they didn't have my brand

I blame 2legs for apparently forgetting that he's not a bird.

You have a favourite brand of SHAMPOO?

I@m a good girl me Doesn't everyone have a fav brand of shampoo and soap and such like? I've treid many many differnt brands of shampoo and soap, and have settled on the ones that seem to work bestists I blame 2legs for being a tart.

I blame 2legs for me blaming 2legs

I blame 2legs for massive drum tracks... and my inability to figure out what to do with it I blame 2legs for my 'friend' being late turning up

I blame 2legs for me possibly having to move to Houston.

I blame 2legs for my story being in the post now and me celebrating beacuse of it

I blame 2Legs for insane carpenters, dodgy kitchen firms....and me missing Tabs so much....

I blame 2legs for mondays

I blame 2Legs for the Democrat victory over the Republicans in the mid term elections - keep up the good work 2Legs

I blame 2legs for it being cold and wet and for me needing a cuddle and Jk is so far away...oh and i blame him for this huge form i have to fill in for the council tax office

I blame 2Legs for missing tubes of filler...

I blame 2legs for the democrats always voting yes on taxs