h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh. Is that the good old Magistrates' Court?

I blame 2Legs for dodgy kitchen companies....

small claims court Roy..so yes ..though he might cave in before then..he's already contradicted himself in writing

I blame 2legs for my being here when I should be asleep. The kids are back to school in the morning but all i can think of is the effect of pyrotechnics on the environment and what manner of 'ick' landed on my sleeve during a display this evening. It crumbled. It was probably carceongenic metal. I don't like it.

I blame 2legs for the perversion of the Internet

The internet was perverse long before 2legs got here. He has, however, done great things to further the cause.

I blame 2legs for prudishness on the internet. Not that there's much of it!

I just blame 2legs

That's probably for the best.

I blame 2legs for me still liking Dark Side Of The Moon, enough though I know it's a pile of overblown, clichéd nonsense.

I blame 2legs for overblown clichéd nonsense being enjoyable.

I blame 2legs for me liking that to

I bought the 'Pulse' live DVD today, the second disc of which has a full live rendition of 'DOTM'. It's blinkin' great.

I blame 2legs for impulse DVD purchases.

I also blame 2legs for me turning down a ticket to see this very concert at Earls Court in 1994. I had a gig that night to which 15 people turned up. Pink Floyd's attendance was a tad better!

We played a blinder though, despite me knocking the keyboards over during frenzied solo. Mind you, as I was the keyboard player, programmer & guitarist I think I deserve to be cut a little slack! (yes, I do genuinely remember the gig. It was in an illegal cellar bar on Margate seafront called Pisces. The owner used to charge £3 for a can of Coke because hetwigged that everyone brought their own whiskey. The air was thick with spliff smoke. It had a great atmosphere but, if there'd been a fire, we'd have been well and truly roasted).

I blame 2legs for cousins who throw you into planes and then throw flamenco music at you for 6 hours causing you to collapse any old where and then sleep walk to bed only to be thrown yummy pancakes at you by cheery morning people a few hours later and then thrown back into a plane and flown home.

I blame 2legs for my lack of wealthy plane throwing cousins. I blame 2legs that I have no vacation time.

I blame 2legs for there being 5034 posts mostly of people blaming 2legs

I blame 2legs for us needing more members here
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I blame 2legs for unreliable men and too much

*Starts not looking at johnnyk

I blame 2legs for MC looking at JK..even though he deserves it

Actually i was NOT looking at jk

I blame 2legs for broken hearts and the fact i may not be around for a while