h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that this thread seems to have ground to a halt
I blame 2legs for the wind that is whistling around outside the library, that my phone signal is down and that it's Monday.

I blame 2legs for ambiguity.

I blame 2legs for it not snowing here

I blame 2legs for the fact that I spent my afternoon off watching contortionists and not writing, with the result that I have 1100 words to write by tomorrow. And it's 11 pm.

I blame 2lrhd gotr nyt kiydyyyyy ypiuhn got noy trsdoinh skdori.

I b.ame 2legs for the 42 posts in this thread since I was last here I blame 2legs for two hour long walks along the seafront and through adjoining woodlands every day whilst I was away I blame 2legs for the 18 pints of guinness on Thursday night I blame 2legs for the bottle of white wine and the bottle of rose what not wine on Thursday night I blame 2legs for the large mixd kebab on thursday night I blame 2legs for waking up on the sofa at 5 AM Friday morning with no hangover whatsoever I blame 2legs for Sherry having a fit and peeing over him I blame 2legs for my guinness coffee mug I blame 2legs for roasted tomato and basil explosives

I blame 2legs for having what sounds like a throoughly luvverly time while he was away.

I blame 2legs for lobsters I blame 2legs for something.... something....

I blame 2legs for the shortage of dentists (indeed, of just about any type of ) in this area. It's also his fault that I'm not going to type out the story here, since it's in my journal anyway, which I've been 'forcing' him to read

2legs is also to blame for the fact that I've been spending more time 'finishing up' the shirt design someone did for our youth group than the person who drew it spent on it, including the time the first design that the kids didn't like weeks ago took to draw. I also blame 2legs that if the designer complains that the design got changed (mostly so that it will be visible more than 6 inches away, which is sort of necessary for a young teen girl's shirt, I think we'd agree?) I'm going to be sorely tempted to tell him snottily that he should've finished it, then.

I blame 2legs for it not being thursday

I blame 2legs for my not knowing how many sausages to have and how many eggs to have with chips tonight for dinner 2+2, or 3+2 I blame 2legs for bread and egg sausage and chips I blame 2legs for the shop not having any mushrooms and hence my not being able to have singapore noodles I blame 2legs for the lack of chilli peppers

I blame 2legs for videogames rocking!

I blame 2legs for the Chili Peppers not having been rockin' since 1991 yet being unaccountably more popular with every passing year.

Go figure.

True men don't kill coyotes

I blame 2legs for my h2g2 obsession

I blame 2legs for the chips in the oven and the lobster in the cupboard.

I blame 2legs for my craving of cheese flavoured corn chips that isn't able to be stoped

I blame 2legs for the donut in grany's greenhouse

I blame 2legs for a sudden craving for donuts

I blame 2legs for ravinous dust bunnies.

I blame 2legs for two weekends of house searching ending in a big fat nothing.

I blame 2legs for living where I need to !

I blame 2legs for 3sausages, 2egs, chips and bread N butter