h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I prebadger 2legs for a ponderance of blame?

I for 2badgers the blame ponderancelegs of pre.

I blame 2legs for wasting my life, and the prebodgeriationism or arastalachecleptasicm of badgertastically challanged precabulations

Right, that, and the fact that I couldn't sign in all day

I blame 2legs for the fire exercise I'm waitihng for, that makes me lose interest and not really w*rk when I should.

I blame 2Legs for the old g*t who started to unload his shopping trolley, when I hadn't finished unloading mine, as I nipped off - with the cashier's permission! - to pick up something for my Mum, and then upon my return made it really awkward for me to unload the rest of my shopping by not moving his trolley and therefore making me reach over the width of his trolley (and I'm not very tall as it is ), onto the ever decreasing space that was available on the conveyor belt as my first lot of shopping advanced at an alarming rate towards said and obviously experienced cashier, so much so that I called this old g*t 'a nuisance'!

I blame 2legs for the ability to blame 2legs for whatever I want to blame 2legs for.

And for the fact I'd feel like doing so of course.

I blame 2legs for my horrible cold, having to be at w**k with a horrible cold and probably being unable to enjoy the party I'm going to tomorrow because I have a horrible cold.

I blame 2legs for my spandex leotard

I blame 2legs for the impending visit of my in-laws

I blame 2legs for the half a foot of snow that fell on my community last night, thus causing me to call a two-hour delay for my school district (also the fault of 2legs).

I blame 2legs for The Lurgy.

I blame 2legs for the two big papers I need to write by the end of the month, and will need to get an extension for.

And for February 4th being 57 days away

Apparantly Dubya is blaming 2legs for that funny I just saw on the end of the BBC 6oclock news of dubya talking to 2 dogs about christmas! it was bloody hilarious!

thank you 2legs

I blame 2legs for my haivng to get up relaly early tomorrow (and a weekend day too?!), in order to get the train to London dressed entirely in black in order to undertake to endevour to embark on some serious hardcore debauchery as part of the Hardcore P.Perv (hons) smut-Masters of Debauchery 'excluusive London mini meet ooo must remember to take me handcuffs with me

I blame 2legs for the song "Johnny Angel." A more morose musical offering I cannot recall.

I blame 2legs for the Klamath flood New Year's weekend, and the inlaws having to stay at our place since a few days before then. Even if there weren't 'inlaw issues' that would be a bit long

I blame 2Legs for the fact that this thread went awfully quite for a while.

How 'bout we blame 2legs for posting a "log of the London winter mini meet" that doesn't actually mention anything that happened at the London winter mini meet.

I blame 2legs for the ability not wholly exclusive to the rights and obligations hereby put forward in regard to the inherent codified and / or uncodified knowledge, explicit and / or inexplicit laws and regulations that allow us to blame him without legal recourse by him or any of his heirs apparent or unapparent for the duration of the public and private visibility for such blame(s).