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Post 201

Effers;England.


smiley - bigeyesPenting sounds like fun to me. Maybe once I get the hang of penting I'll get right into re-penting...and then re-re-penting. The sky's the limit.....smiley - biggrin


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Post 202

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Don't forget, you've got to be 21 or oeer in certain legal juristictions to do penting....


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Post 203

lostmonalisa

i wouldnt have thought that Christ had any interest in photo developing. I guess he has to occupy his time with something.

I think in Canada the legal age for penting is 19. Of course, it's not necessary to have a minimum age for repenting, since it follows the penting. Logically. or not so logically, i'm not sure. i want my first pent to be special. I'm saving it for the right person.


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Post 204

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Everyone needs a hobby, even, or especially the Son of BoB. Maybe he's a fan of ar and craft too?

A llot of people think ones first pent wshould be wsaved for your first marriage. Of course, with divorce rates what they are, there is not a firm groth in those who say it shoudl be saved for the second, and soemtimes even third mariage.


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Post 205

gwnethy

hello....! ý want to joýn your conversition group can I?
smiley - loveblush


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Post 206

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Course you can, no need to ask, just jump in smiley - boingsmiley - biggrin


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Post 207

gwnethy

ý have just joýned to this group and ý want to share my opýnýon with you but what does it mean penting?


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Post 208

gwnethy

before that what do you know about turkish people ? have you heard it before?


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Post 209

AgProv2

"Everyone needs a hobby, even, or especially the Son of BoB. Maybe he's a fan of arts and craft too?"

I've heard he's good at carpentry. Gets it from his foster-father, apparently!


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Post 210

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

Hi, welcome to h2g2 new person!
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Penting is a light hearted joke mis-using the word re-penting.
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Although the subject of this conversation was originally serious it has now broken down into humour!


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Post 211

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Humour?; Are you sure... yeh... I guess so... well what passes for humour round these ere parts smiley - biggrin
Actually this mighten not be the bestist conversation thread to try and dive into as a new-un, its a bit.... peculiar smiley - biggrin


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Post 212

Effers;England.

>its a bit.... peculiar< smiley - snork

But welcome to h2g2 gwnethy

smiley - biggrin


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Post 213

Effers;England.

I just looked up pent...

It just says 'closely confined'

So I suppose re-pent is smiley - handcuffs X 2 smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye


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Post 214

anhaga

smiley - geek actually 'repent' is an old French word made up of the intensifying prefix 're' and the verb meaning to regret, which verb ultimately derives from the Latin word 'poena' (familiar in the judicial term 'subpoena', meaning 'under pain') so, 'repent' really means 'to feel intense pain.'smiley - geek


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Post 215

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Wooo hooo! bring on the repent then smiley - handcuffssmiley - winkeyesmiley - run


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Post 216

Effers;England.


smiley - eureka I finally get the connection between repenting and another coming.......

I'm born again.....smiley - bubbly


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Post 217

Taff Agent of kaos

just skimmed the backlog

getting back to nuns

you can kiss a nun once
you can kiss a nun twice
you can kiss a nun three times
but you must not get into the habit

smiley - bat


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Post 218

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I feel you must re-pent for your nun joke.
Bend over. This will hurt a bit smiley - handcuffssmiley - whistle Nothing like a good bit of repenting, just before bed smiley - angel


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Post 219

Taff Agent of kaos

not for me thank you

I am a Pre-op
cross dressing
transexual
lesbian

so

if you want some girl on girl action

I'm your man!!!!!!

smiley - bat


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Post 220

anhaga

'At least 50 people have lost their sight after staring at the sun hoping to see an image of the Virgin Mary, according to reports.'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1581424/Dozens-blinded-in-India-looking-for-Virgin-Mary.html


Yet more of religion's good influence on people's behavior.smiley - sadface


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