h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who's the most fancied Researcher at the moment?

Robyn seems to be in the lead in the threads in Ask, she's had a marriage proposal, and caused several occasions with her perfume.

2legs has to be in there, well, 'cos he's 2legs, he always invades the not too serious threads, so I might as well introduce him at the start.

Who else stands a chance?

Going off a conversation in M2M2, TB Falsename might be about to get a lot of offers.

But I have to say, Robyn does make me want to take a look at the fairer sex

I'm not saying anything.
I might incriminate myself and anything I might later rely on in a court of law....

I've just found that conversation.... and have to say....:
T.B. Falsename,

Oh really, is there any need to ask?
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........just look at these yeti slippers!

"Who's the most fancied Researcher at the moment?"

Depends on whether you mean most fancied by others or most fancied by themselves

Unfortunately (well, fortunately, for him!) Toy Box is engaged to a gorgeous fiancee, but that phd in pure mathematics does it for me!

Well, I used to fancy blackthighboots last year - even managed to get a cryptic passing reference to her in my Entry on The Boot, Weymouth A24334607.

However, I've been unable to ascertain if she's still around.

How do we search h2g2 for specific researchers

Just remember this, Robyn,

“Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions”

I'll remember that

You can always count on an old mathematician as well.

Are we done with the bad jokes already?

I do tend to be drawn to different researchers depending on the topic of conversation, and some I would love to know properly (I hate not having body language to read!!!) because there's a limit to how well you can know somebody online (which is also a blessing, I'm sure a lot of the people on here that we think are a certain way are rather different in RL) even if you chat with cams etc.

I've found it to be the subconcious stuff that can make the difference between liking someone in theory and reality. I've gotten on incredibly well with people I've met online, chatted to on the phone etc, and been desperate to get away from within a couple of hours of actually meeting them... They cant tell you about the things they do that they dont know about!

Yes, for that sort of reason I've avoided going to meets - so far

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Oh! I don't know - I have a nice line in odourless bullsh...

I'm drawn to the quirky and original use of language and surreal imagery on here.

I've never met anyone from h2g2, but I bet there are just a few alter egos being given free rein.

I dont doubt that at all.

I also suspect some people are *more* real than not on here.

I have every intention of meeting Socket and 2legs one day though, just for and s. Good drinking buddies are always useful to find

I've been to one meet and I was struck by how small Hootooers are in RL.

I wasn't there then!

I'm a lot less beige in RL

it's not like you're not a rainbow on here, 2legs!

yeh.... just a little less beige and prehaps a little more B flat ... or A major....