h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Has anyone ever looked at the correlation between climate change and its backlash and earth crust displacement causes, not random i.e. something regular that happens throughout earths history, that would be unthinkable to most modern people, but occurs none the less without asteroid or meteor or nuclear weapon. If you think about the major elements involved in our atmosphere of today because of recent events in history you come up with two major elements that could affect adverse change, leading to a breaking point which ends in a terror more ancient than any language now written or spoken, any species that now lives on the planet. Southern polar volcanic chain reaction. This event is brought on by the backlash of overloading one hemisphere(north or south) with carbon dioxide and chlorine, as well as other harmful chemicals. From 1970 to 2000 it was exceptionally warmer than it should have been, being that the earth was in a cold trend period. We may be facing a far worse backlash than anyone realizes. For the next 8 years, the temperatures will begin increasing year by year until the next venus transit. That is the beginning of a cold temperature transition period, which is probably when the major backlash will begin, though possibly earlier. If we act now we have time to evacuate people who want to avoid the worst of this stuff. People have a right to know the truth. This whole phenomenon of climate change may have nothing to do with humanity, just something that we accelerated or intensified by accident, just being human. Any mountain range towards the center of a continent, above the elevation of 5430 feet, should be safe. We as a whole planet, an entire diversified culture of many, many tribes all equal in the eyes of whatever you want to call the higher power, need to put aside our petty differences and work together to figure out how to maintain our global tribe through this whole mess. We are running out of time and survival is at stake, so lets quit screwing around. I have ideas and designs for new kinds of large-scale agricultural projects that will make farming for many with limited square footage and water possible, as well as requiring a minimum amount of terra-forming to build. I have ideas and designs for new lighter-than-air craft that use a new kind of thoeretical lift system that may be a breakthru for anti-gravity technology, opening mountain top living to a new kind of highway. I just am extremely poor, and have no real outlet for any of my ideas, so I vent. If anyone is looking for a visionary, drop me a line, hehe. I can tell you more about Charles Hapgood, Albert Einstein, and Earth Crust Displacement, and many, many other things. [email protected]

I went all dizzy trying to read that.

I just have one word to say to you: paragraphs



sprout

So could you clarify how a lot of CO2 in the atmosphere should cause a chain of volcanoes to erupt? Seems to me it would more likely be the other way around.

I have one word as well, but I think it would be moderated. I think the 'until the next venus transit of' part was the best of many giveaways.
But anyway, why's a mountain range in the middle of a continent safe?

That's me b***ered... The only place I can run to is a chalet 5428 feet up in the alps...

Do you think if I stood on a chair I'd be safe?

*Puts a paper bag over his head and puts the World Service on the radio*

>> That's me b***ered... The only place I can run to is a chalet 5428 feet up in the alps... <<

Thats the whole of Europe me b***ered... Above 3000 feet finding land flat enough to farm is going to be very difficult.

I'd love to know more about the lighter-than-air craft that use a new kind of theoretical lift system. Sounds interesting!

I always though that lighter than air craft work because their mass is less then the equivalent volume of air.

Donald

You could just say it works like a submarine except in air, so it would be a subaerial!!!

Ahhm but submarines go down, lighter than air craft go up. So it would be a tolloaerial.

tollo : to lift

There, I have just invented a new word for a hot air balloon.

Donald

I think what he's trying to get at is that as the climate warms, the souther polar icecap will melt causing sea levels to rise but also the actual continental plate will rise as the weight of ice is lifted from thus cause volcanism...

Isn't that less likely to cause volcanism? If a continental plate lifts than there is less pressure on the lithosphere so less pressure on the magma which won't ooze out as readily

Though you would get some earthquakes.

Apocalypse has already happenned

I'm always the last to know.

That explains those four horseman outside of M&S at lunchtime.................................

Only four? Couldn't old Mr Soak the milkman get off work again?












(Pratchett reference - don't worry if you haven't a clue what I'm going on about)

STEP THIS WAY

no, not that way, *THIS* way.

**looks at WanderingAlbatross in a sceptical manner**

I'm not walking that way... it looks b***dy silly walking like that!