A Conversation for Ask h2g2

What's the Golden Rule?

Post 1

Beatrice

Was at a (rather excellent) course this morning, being given by an enthusiastic American. At one stage he asked the audience

"What's the Golden Rule?"

expecting there to be both consensus and a somewhat instant reply. Which there wasn't.

So, what's YOUR definition of The Golden Rule?


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Post 2

Icy North

People generally say the Golden Rule is that there are no Golden Rules.


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Post 3

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Never volunteer!

Never stick your head above the parapet.

Wear clean underwear everyday.

That whatever can go wrong WILL go wrong.....eventually.



smiley - tea


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Post 4

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Sometimes it seems to me that the Golden Rule these days is

He that has the most gold, rules.

smiley - sigh


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Post 5

Moving On

The Golden Rule?

Easy

Don't get caught.


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Post 6

Hoovooloo


My understanding is that The Golden Rule is "treat others as you wish to be treated yourself".

Which is a load of cobblers, and it should be obvious why. For instance, I would wish to be treated as unbelievably sexually attractive. However, when I've attempted to treat others that way, it's not worked out too well. I'm sure we all have our little foibles in the way we'd LIKE to be treated that wouldn't translate to the treatment of other people.

SoRB




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Post 7

Researcher U197087

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.


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Post 8

Beatrice

I'm liking these!

"Don't get caught" was one of the answers volunteered by the audience, as was "Whoever has the gold makes the rules" .

I thought it was something to do with the amount of public borrowing not exceeding something else...


But the answer he was after was SORB's smiley - applause, before going on to amend it to The Platinum Rule:

Do unto others as THEY would have done unto themselves

(ie don't assume everyone has the same wishes and goals as yourself)


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Post 9

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

My golden rule is:

Be good. If you cant be good, be careful...


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Post 10

Steve K.

Don't do knife tricks.

More from Papa Hemingway (scroll down):

http://books.google.com/books?id=2RbIjb7ZCd0C&pg=PA70&lpg=PA70&dq=%22Don't+do+knife+tricks%22&source=web&ots=LPeNuTTeQi&sig=lyEm4vNN93mVQ8YyoOpziDnW7pY&hl=en


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Post 11

Mu Beta

1.618033

No! Wait...

B


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Post 12

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

Yeah, that's the Golden mean, silly. A whole udder lettle of fish.
peace
~jwf~


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Post 13

Taff Agent of kaos

the 11th commandment is

"thou shallt not get caught"

as to rules

never take cover with someone braver than you,

friendly fire is more accurate than hostile fire,

anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing,

your weapon was made by the cheapest bidder

smiley - bat


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Post 14

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Isn't the Golden Rule that stick made of gold somewhere in Paris that's used as the statutory definition of one metre's length?


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Post 15

swl

Except the one in Paris isn't gold. It's the Platinum & Iridium Rule.


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Post 16

sigsfried

and it isn't the definition of the meter anymore.


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Post 17

Shhhhh

I thought the "Golden Rule" was

..............Don't Do It !

But if you do



Then RAQ ! smiley - yikes


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Post 18

novosibirsk - as normal as I can be........


If you've nothing nice to say , say nothing....

Novo


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Post 19

Teasswill

Say please and thank you.


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Post 20

I'm not really here

I'm half with Teasswill.

Always say please. Or is that the magic word, not the golden rule?


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